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The Lion King's Timon and Pumbaa Quotes

Quotes

Hakuna Matata!
-Timon & Pumbaa
So long, suckers!... I mean, citizens.
-Quint
Pumbaa: Hey, look, Timon! You're Timonalisa! Timon: Now's not the time for comedy, Pumbaa.
-Pumbaa Timon
You know, the other day, I met a guy who just hates being around bulls. He was from Constantino-BULL!
-Timon
You know, the other day, I met a guy who just hates being around bulls. He was from Constantino-BULL!
-Timon
And remember... if you're driving home tonight, be sure you take your car. G'night.
-Timon
'Pumbaa, there's just one thing that frightens me more than mummy beetles or curses!' 'And what might that be?' 'An angry warthog!'
-Timon Pumbaa
Only one person can help take care of you due to your sickness, Pumbaa. My mommy? No, Pumbaa. Me.
-Timon Pumbaa
Wow! The nice man saved your life again, Timon. No do you trust him?' 'No.
-Pumbaa Timon
Timon, does this make me look fat?' 'Yes!' 'You didn't even look!
-Pumbaa Timon
Timon: What are you doing? Pumbaa: Lunch. Dignitaries do lunch, see.
-Timon
Man, what a fathead. Hey Timon, I bet all his hats were afraid of him.
-Pumbaa
Pumbaa? A brave bull? Of all things, he's a COW-ard! Ha ha ha! COW-ard! Get it?... Too bad nobody was around to hear that one.
-Timon
Pumbaa: Wait a minute! Timon: Which is probably the amount of time we have left to live.
-Pumbaa Timon
Timon, aren't you glad we got $1?' 'Well, of course I am, Pumbaa. See my big glad smile? Eeeee!
-Pumbaa Timon
"Ya mook!"
-Timon

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