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Stargate SG-1 Quotes

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All right, we came here in peace, we expect to go in one... piece.
-Jack O'Neill
"Au revoir"... it's French for "ciao".
-Jack O'Neill
"Lose it. " It means, "Go crazy. " "Nuts. " "Insane. " "Bonzo. " "No longer in possession of one's faculties. " "Three fries short of a Happy Meal. " "Wacko. "
-Jack O'Neill
I'm Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise.
-Jack O'Neill
How's a needle in my butt going to get water out of my ear?
-Jack O'Neill
[to a nurse with a needle] Listen, really jam it in this time, okay?
-Jack O'Neill
Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff.
-Jack O'Neill
[Hammond has accepted O'Neill's offer of a beer] I hope you like Guinness, sir. It's a perfect substitute for... food.
-Jack O'Neill
I hope you diplomatically told him where to shove it.
-Jack O'Neill
Oh for crying out loud!
-Jack O'Neill
Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up.
-Teal'c
Indeed
-Teal'c
Jaffa, cree!
-Dozens of Jaffa warriors

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