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Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quotes

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It's me, Run Away From Danger Man!
-Unlikely Superheroes
Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway where everything is made up and the points don't matter.
-Drew Carey
That's right the points are just like Canada. they just don't matter!
-Drew
The wonderful thing about Tigger....
-Wayne in props
Goodness Gracious, look at all this frizzy hair!
-Greg in Super Heroes
Have you seen that Brad Sherwood guy, he's so hot!
-Brad
(singing about Ryan's shoes) Don't you frown, but it looks like you stole your shoes from a clown.
-Brad
The points don't matter. The points are like Velma on Scooby-Doo.
-Drew Carey
(wears prop like a judge's wig) I sentence thee to the gallows!!!
-Ryan
I did not steal the diamond, bleieve it.
-Liv in TV and Film styles
(singing) I could never fall in love again, there's no way that I could...(stops singing at looks down) My boyfriend just ate gum off the ground.
-Liv in Scences from a hat
On today's news, people are going out and about looking for DONUTS! I mean uhhh clothes. Yes clothes.
-Liv in werid newscasters
Something is wrong with this oreo.
-Brad in props
Shut up and touch the monkey!
-Ryan & Colin
If I were a man with gills I would be a fish!
-Ryan in Tv film and theatre styles
Okay you Bastard!
-Brad in
Is it as big as Drew Carey?
-Liv (deleted questions from the 20-Q ball)
If you want to play the "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" home game, just send us a million dollars, and we'll send you a desk and four stools.
-Drew
Stand back, this baby's gonna blow!
-Colin
Colin Mochrie: The other day I stole something, it really was a sin / It was a little revolver made of gelatin / It was a really bad idea, something I should have slept on/ 'Cause I was arrested for carrying a congealed weapon.
Greg Proops: In a world full of poop, there's just one prooper. I'm Greg Proops, the pooper scooper.
Ryan Stiles: There's nothing like butt toast and head eggs.
Drew Carey: Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right! The points are like the thongs section in the Big & Tall store. They just don't matter.
Drew Carey: Welcome to Who's Line Is It Anyway? the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Angelina Jolie's breakfast.
Wayne Brady: I feel ten pounds lighter and just a little dirty.

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