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BRING BACK THAT PURSE, YOU BIG JERK! Ooh, I gotta work on my underlying hostility!
-Cadpig I came here to say to you that I have nothing to say to you. If I did have something to say to you, I'd say it to Lucky. My date for the dance.
-Two-Tone You people don't have any Christmas spirit. Christmas is about giving, giving me more designs, more things to sell, more of your time!
-Cruella De Vil You know, I had a great song and dance number here. They cut it!
-Spot We'll wring every last drop of guilt out of ya! But, hey, what are friends for?
-Cadpig It just goes to show ya, an old dog can teach new chicks!
-Cadpig Hehehehe...That's a Steven?
-Cadpig Rolly, you eat too much." "Rolly, you sleep too much." "Rolly, your butt's blocking the sun!" Why don't they come out and say it? "Rolly, we think you're a pig.
-Rolly I said a scarf, not a muffler!
-Lucky Fly, Spot! Fly!
-Lucky I don't handle rejection well! Although, I have revenge down pat.
-Cadpig Pollution hurts.
-Spot Are you sure this is a good lobster neighborhood? I mean, what are the schools like?
-Spot Flaming Baked Alaska!
-Rolly Oh, papa!
-Rolly How can you harden your heart to this majestic mollusk? This courtly crusteacean? How can you be so selfish to a shell fish?
-Cadpig Hello! Remember me? I'm having a little stomach problem here, like no stomach!
-Spot Only geeks learn barking code, and only losers teach it.
-Lucky I shall wash, but I shan't be clean.
-Cadpig Remember what you have learned: Materialism and greed have no place in the world...and it's really hard to get out of this position, isn't it?
-Gipdac If you keep your face in the sunshine, be sure to wear sunglasses.
-Cadpig I should become a spokesperson for world peace, or a major soft drink; they pay better.
-Cadpig See, Bonbon? I knew you had a soft gooey center. It's a little gooier than I expected, but go ahead and let it all ooze out.
-Cadpig I can have a sandwich named after me! Just think, chicken sandwich!
-Spot What you need to do is to put on a happy face! Smile, and the world smiles with you!
-Cadpig Lucky, I'm conflicted. I can't tell if I'm suffering from abandonment issues or seperation anxiety. *tummy rumbles* ...or gas.
-Cadpig Spot: Pug will hunt us down like animals!
Cadpig: We are animals.
-Spot & Cadpig Alright, who called him Luckybolt?
-Cadpig The cookie has sung. The fat lady has crumbled. The Bark Brigade is yours.
-Pug Oh, Rolly, gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins, and if you do that to me again, I'm going to violate the other six on you!
-Cadpig Spot: Mystery is my middle name.
Rolly: I thought it was Irma.
-Spot & Rolly Lucky: We've been spotted!
Cadpig: We were born that way, Luck. It's part of who we are.
-Lucky & Cadpig Someone took my daily affirmation calender! What will I do? How will I center? How will I...focus my rage so I can rip the lips off the thieving jerk?
-Cadpig Rolly: Release the hounds!
Cadpig: We are the hounds!
-Rolly & Cadpig I just stopped by for a cup of sugar...or maybe an anti-tank gun, if you're not using yours.
-Cruella You're one of those glass is half-empty people, aren't you?
-Cadpig Pug: Duck!
Spot: Duck? Duck? What is it with you guys and poultry?
-Pug & Spot When will people learn...that couping out dogs is inhumane...and not to mention illegal?
-Lucky, Cadpig & rolly I always try to be supportive, but...GET OFF ME NOW!!!
-Cadpig I need to work on my will power.
-Spot What is a dog? What is a chicken? Does anyone ever really know?
-Cadpig If anyone can scare off the Angel of Death, it's Cruella.
-Cadpig At last! Supreme oneness! Jointedness! Togetherness! When is it over?
-Cadpig I'm having trouble getting centered! It's all this unfamiliarity! I need a sense of place!
-Cadpig Spot: "I am a dog! I'm a dog trapped in a chicken's body!"
- Cadpig: "I always say, if you can't conquer life's obstacles, think of an alternative."
- Cadpig: "Aw, did the boogeyman creep into your subconscious and go boo?"
- Lucky: "Rolly, are you alright?"
Cadpig: "Looks okay, except he's about to plummet to his doom."
- true beauty comes from inside
cadpig Yard sales? I love yard sales! Actually I hate yard sales, course the pros of a yard sale are the bargains! but the cons of a yard sale is that the items are used, yuck!
Two-Tone, Focus!
- Two-Tone and Cadpig You are so right Cadpig! I have to make a note of it, he'll just have to like me for who I am *Two-Tone runs off*
3....2....1...
*Two-Tone returns to the yard sale box* Then again he'll like me for what I look like too
No glitz no glory
- Two-Tone and Cadpig Lucky! your pink!
- Two-Tone
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