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What is this, a Mexican jumping lamp?
-Louie Shabooie!!
-Genie What was that? Ummm, a crash in the closet?
-Uncle Scrooge and Dewey How about a speed boat? Sure, do you want that with or without an ocean?
-Huey and Genie AAAAHH! This isn't a house, it's a zoo!
-Mrs. Beakley But the camels will be lonesome!
-Dijon Can't you ride a camel without crashing it?" "It's not my fault. Humpty here just had a great fall.
-Scrooge and Launchpad Launchpad, can't you even ride a camel without crashing it?
-Scrooge Somebody Stop Those Pants!!!!
-Scrooge And Dijon (At The Very End Of The Film) He's a genie!" "Does his mother know about this?
-Scrooge and Mrs. Beakley I wish for a baby elephant!!!
-Webby Hey pop, gimme five! Get down! Get bad! Get real! Get a haircut!
-Genie Is this a ploy to get some vacation time?
-Scrooge We quad-zillionaires have our own ideas of fun.
-Scrooge Finally, room to stretch! My foot's been asleep for six centuries.
-Genie Better watch out for that wind sheer.
-Genie If there's one thing I hate more than elephants in the house, it's rats!
-Mrs. Beakley You call these party animals? They're lifeless!
-Genie I can wish for the world's biggest diamond... no, the entire diamond mine... no, all the diamond mines... no, the entire mining industry! I can see why this can take some careful thought.
-Scrooge I've got the bin at 12:00 high, Mr. McD... give or take 10 minutes.
-Launchpad Whoever said money cannot buy peace of mind must have had the brain of a garbonzo bean.
-Dijon Now I can do all the things real boys do! Run through fields... play catch... roll over... wait, that's a dog.
-Genie Everything smells delicious when you're rich! (smells his cape)
Even me!
-Dijon Music! Food! Guacamole! It's a party! Gotta boogie! Gotta Bingo! I gotta get out of this lamp!
-Genie I get the loot, you get the boot.
-Dijon 40 years of searching, and all I end up with is Collie Baba's dirty laundry!
-Scrooge And you will help me get it back...or their sting will seem like a tickle compared to mine.
-Merlock Do you think we'll see a mummy? That reminds me, my mummy's expecting me. It's time for my nap.
-Dewey & Dijon Since when does a hat have a mind of its own?
-Scrooge Put me in a dog house, a madhouse, even a house of pancakes! Anywhere but the lamp!
-Genie Is there a doctor in da pyramid?
-Dijon What's more important - a fortune or your life?...Hey, it's not exactly a trick question!
-Genie Quackarooney!
-Huey YEOUCH! Ooh, my tootsie!
-Launchpad You think I'm crazy, don't you?
-Mrs. Beakley Maybe we took a wrong turn at that last sand dune.
-Launchpad I'm sorry about the mess. But you'll get used to it after a couple of thousand years. Could you move your elbow, please?
-Genie Do you have to yell at me all the time?
-Genie I wouldn't miss this for all the scones in Scotland!
-Scrooge Gee, I guess one of us has got to wish for peace and happiness all over the world.
Hey! These are wishes, not miracles!
-Huey & Genie Las Vegas must be some place if Caesar built his palace there!
-Genie You stay here or you go back in the lamp!" "But what if I win the door prize?
-Scrooge and Genie Would any of the children be wanting to hold the torch?
-Dijon Wishes? What do I look like, a birthday cake?
-Genie Look what I did steal: Several billfolds, this dandy pocketwatch, floss, a fig nut bar and two tickets to the Feta Cheese Festival!
-Dijon Maybe you prefer the floss?
-Dijon You mean the earth isn't FLAT?(looks in book) I must've missed that part...
-Genie Do not be feary Dijon shall trick the trap
-Dijon Stay alert and use your marbles!
-Dewey Launchpad, look what you've done to these ancient ruins!" "Well, it could've been worse. It could've been somethin' new!
-Scrooge and Launchpad You'll become more powerful than locomotive! More faster than speedy bull! You will leap all buidings in a single town!
-Dijon Maybe you would like the floss?
-Dijon Your going to help me find that lamp or their sting will feel like a tickle compared with mine!
-Merlock It was here! Honest! An elephant wearing a big pink bow! You think I'm crazy, don't you?
-Mrs. Beakley That was my last wish!" "Boy, I wish you hadn't said that.
-Webby and Genie I'm so glad you came to my tea party!" "Me too, I read all about it. Can I be the guy who dresses like an Indian and throws the tea off the boat?
-Webby and Genie They must have it, they must! Those dirty theives and such sweet children! I ask you Merlock, what is the world coming to?
-DiJon What are you doing?" Oh, just catching up with the 21st century." "You read the whole encyclopedia??" "Yep! From cover to cover to cover to cover...
-Dewey and Genie Uh, cookies anyone? Ahhh! Feeding frenzy!
-Genie Scrooge: "Launchpad! Is his a stunt you learned in flight school?"
Launchpad: "Flight school?"
Scrooge: "You mean you never took flying lessons?!"
Launchpad: "Well I took a crash course."
Scrooge: "-Now- he tells me!"
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