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Ah, kids.
-Splinter Kappa!
-Kenshin *coughs* Kurt Russell, eat your heart out!
-Michelangelo Adios, amigos!
-Leonardo Help Im A Turtle And I Can't Get Up
-Leonardo You were expecting maybe uh.. The Addams Family?
-Donatello Legarama shwing!
-Donetello, Leonardo What are you looking at, you ugly lump of dung?
-Niles Somebody dial 911..
-Donnie I think I swollowed a frog! I hope it wasn't an ancestor!
-Donnie Raph: "It's hammer time!" Michaelangello: "What if we make a cosmic u-turn and end up back in Godzillaland?" April: "It's Star Trek time, guys!" Raph: "Here they are. The three stooges. Larry, Curly, and Moe." Leo: "I think I swallowed a frog. I hope it wasn't an ancestor." Raph: "It's Wet Willy Time!" Leonardo: "Do you think they had pizza back then?" Leo: "Missed a-me!!!" Mike: "Oh...my heroes!" Splinter: "Yo, Dude! Just like Elvis in Hawaii!" Donatello: "Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!" Leo: "We're turtles, friend!"
Don: "Of the teenage mutant ninja variety, sleezball!" Raph: "Did you hear what he called me, Leo?"
Leo: "Yeah, an ugly lump of dung."
Raph: "That was an insult, Leo!
Don: "Not necessarily, Raph. Did you know that in some countries, dung is used as a fueling source?" Leo: Hey! Where's Mikey?
Donatello: Last time I saw him, he was doing this: AhAhAhAhAhhhh! Raphael: Ahh, nature. I *love* it. Makes me want to, I don't know, migrate or something. Michaelangelo: Oh, he who dings the shell must *pay.* Donatello: Wow. Bungee jumping without a bungee. That could be dangerous. Raphael: Hey, Kid, you gotta control that temper. Did I say that? Michaelangelo: My legs hurt. My arms hurt. My spots hurt. Even my bandana hurts. Donatello: Uh, o-hi-o, wasabi.
Raphael: "Hello mustard?"
Donatello: OK, so my Japanese is a little rusty. Raphael: I don't kiss on the first date, lady.
Leo: Raph! Give your mouth a rest! (Splinter:) Something deeply troubles you, my son. (Michelangelo:) Growing up. I don't think I'll ever laugh again. -Splinter and Michelangelo
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