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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Quotes

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Ivana. Ivana Humpalot.
-Ivana Humpalot
Crikey!! I've lost my mojo!!
-Austin
It turned out that Vanessa was a Fembot!""We knew all along, sadly.
-Austin and Basil
Here is my partner. We met at the LPGA Tour. Her name is Una Brow.
-Frau
SEND IN THE CLONE!!!
-Frau
You're quite good of your feet." "I'm even better off them.
-Austin and Felicity
(singing) I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs. I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs. Chiliiiiii's Baby Back Ribs.
-Fat Bastard
If anything should happen to you I don't know what I would do...I'd probably move on and get another clone but there'd be a ten minute period where I'm just inconsoleable.
-Dr. Evil
Zip it! Ziiiiip. Ladies and gentlemen ExZIP IT A. I'm Zippi Longstocking! Would you like a suckle of my Zipple?
-Dr. Evil
He's evil, he wants to take over the world, and he fits easily into most overhead storage bins.
-Dr. Evil talking about Mini-Me
Let me ask you something and be homest. Do I make you horny baby? Do I? Do I make you RANDY?
-Austin
Look at him! He's like a vicious chiuaua thing. He'll kill me the first chance he gets." "Probably."
-Scott and Dr. Evil
I have turned the moon into something I like to call a "Death Star.(Scott laughs) What's so funny?" "Oh nothing, Darth." "What'd you say?" "Oh nothing. RIPOFF!!" "Bless you.
-Dr. Evil and Scott
Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?" "I can guess, baby." "We play chess." "I guessed wrong.
-Ivana Humpalot and Austin
Get in my belly!!
-Fat B@$+@(d
When a problem comes along, you must zip it! Zip it good! (pretends to talk in Japanese) Subtitle-Zip it.
-Dr. Evil
I can't believe Vanessa, my bride, my one true love was a Fembot all along...Wait a tick, that means I'm single again! Oh behave!
-Austin
I can't believe Vanessa, my bride, my one true love was a Fembot all along...Wait a tick, that means I'm single again! Oh behave!
-Austin
Show me to the models, baby
-Austin Powers
And Ivana toilet made out of solid gold but it's just not in the cards now is it?
-Austin
"It's one thing to attack me, it's quite another
to attack my mini-Me"-Dr.Evil
"I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead"-Fat Bastard
"Listen Baby, I don't care if he is a Fat Bastard, you don't give a man a shot in the pills... it's just not cricket"-Austin Powers

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