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What? Come on, Old Man, I've smoked since I was 5. Mother insisted.
-Gomez Wednesday, play with your food!
-Mortica Hush, mama! It's for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them.
-Mortica Uncle Nick-Nack's winter wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack's summer wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack.
-Morticia I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.
-Wednesday Mr. Addams, please stop calling! We do not know where they meet!
-Sally Jessy Raphael Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job.
-Mortica Thing, you're a handful.
-Morticia He looks so sweet. Looks just like a little entree.
-Mortica We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you.
-Gomez Ah ha! SHOWTIME!
-Gomez DAMN YOU, ADAMS!
-Judge Womack You were a terrible mother! There! I said it.
-Fester Spirits above me, give me a sign. Should I be joyous, or shall I be damned?
-Gomez *Love/hate, hate/love. Like for mama, no?* *I did not hate my mother. It was an accident!*
-Dr. Pinderschloss and Gomez Pugsley: Are they dead? Wednesday: Does it matter?
-Pugsley Wednesday "Would you like to buy some girlscout cookies?"
"Are they made with real girlscouts?"
-Girlscout and Wednesday t
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