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Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
-Horror You're messing up my Cinderella pantyhose!...Now I've a run in my Little Mermaid underwear!
-Fantasy (angrily) I'M FANTASY...uh, I mean...(puppy-dog look) I'm Fantasy!
-Fantasy Adventure: I'll have you know, I'm a classic!
Fantasy: Mmhmm...a classic misprint!
-Adventure and Fantasy I was torn apart by a mad doctor! I was pushed around by a bunch of mangy pirates! And eaten, got that? EATEN by a fire-breathing dragon!
-Richard You be fiction or nonfiction?" "Richard! Richard Tyler!" "What kind of a book that be?
-Adventure and Richard How'd you like to settle down with a good book?" "IN YOUR DREAMS!!
-Adventure and Fantasy You prevailed over evil." "You looked Moby Dick in the eye, boy." "Arr, you have pirate stuff, lad.
-Dr. Jekyll, Capt. Ahab, Long John Silver I am The Pagemaster, keeper of the books and guardian of the written word.
-The Pagemaster 'What is this?' 'It's a library card.' 'I'm a book, honey, I can read.'
-Fantasy Richard My boy, I derive no pleasure in telling you that you are in extreme danger.' 'Danger?' 'Even as we speak.
-Dr. Jekyll Richard Fantasy: He's possessed! Horror: He's insane! Adventure: He's my kinda guy!
-Fantasy Horror Adventure Give the word, captain Silver, and I'll show you the color of his insides.' 'Red, red, they're red!' 'Stow your cutlass, Tom, I want a better look at his outsides first.
-Tom Richard Long John Silver Hmm, you know what would make this a happy ending? A kiss.' 'Doh, okay. [smack]' 'I meant from her!
-Adventure Horror I wrote the book on sailing. In fact, I am the book on sailing.
-Adventure We are lusty, adventurous men.
-Horror Fantasy!' 'Naturally. Who were you expecting, Honey? The Tooth Fairy?
-Richard Fantasy How would you like to curl up with a good book? Ow, me binding!' 'In your dreams!
-Adventure Fantasy Richard Tyler: I'm a cartoon!
-Richard Tyler This is not good, definitely not good.
-Richard (knocks)"Who's there?" "Adventure?" "Adventure who?" "What do you mean Adventure who??
-Horror and Adventure "Good Sailing with ye, shipmate; Fifteen men on a dead man's chest, Yo ho ho & a bottle of rum."
-Long John Silver When in doubt, look to the books!
-Pagemaster
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