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lick it up baby, lick- it-up!
-veronica officer 1: "my god, suicide? why?"
officer 2: "does this answer your question?" *holds up bottle of mineral water*
officer1: "oh my god they were fags!"
-police officers oh the humanity!
-general quote the note'll give her...shower nosel masterbation material for a week
-heather chandler Betty finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of swatch dogs and diet coke heads
-Veronica My son's a homosexual and I love him.....I love my dead gay son!
-Kurts Dad You were nothing before you met me...you were playing barbies with betty finn!...you were a bluebird, you were a brownie...you were a girl scout cookie!
-heather chandler kurt: "hey ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a "no fags allowed" rule?"
J.D: well they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though don't they?"
-J.D and Kurt Did you have a brain tumour for breakfast?
-heather chandler your beautiful
-veronica killing heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west...east...no west- I sound like a fu#@ing psycho!
-veronica what's your damage heather?!
-veronica Grow up heather....bulimia is so 87'
-heather chandler well f#@k me gently with a chain saw
-heather chandler And to think there was a time when I actually thought you were cool! If you can't deal with me now then stay home and shoot your tv- blow up a couple of toasters or something! Just don't come to school and don't mess with me.
-Veronica Student: Did You Hear? School's canceled today cause Kurt & Ram killed themselves in a repressed, homosexual, suicide pact. J.D.: Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes.
Veronica Sawyer: You know, I have a little prepared speech I tell my suitor when he wants more than I'd like to give him. Gee, blank, I had a really nice...
Brad: Save the speeches for Malcolm X, I just want to get laid. JD: Eskimo! Principal: Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets... Heather Chandler: Corn Nuts!
Veronica Sawyer: Plain or BQ?
Heather Chandler: BQ!
Veronica Sawyer: If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host. J.D.: Greetings and salutations... "Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games." -Heather Chandler "Oh, my God. I'll have to send my S.A.T. scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford." - Veronica Sawyer "It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid draino!" - Veronica Sawyer
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