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-Number 5
Input...INPUT!!
-Number 5
Frankie! your ratted on your friends, when you do that Frankie, your enemies don't respect you, you got no friends no more, you got nobody Frankie
-Number 5
Number 5 is alive!
-Number 5
I am thinking she is a virgin, or at least she used to be.
-Ben Jabituya
Hey laserlips, your mama was a snowblower!
-Number 5
would't you like to be a papper to?
-number 5
Number 5: "Colt 45 semi automatic [crushes it] plaaay dooh"
Ben: "With excitement like this who is needing enemas?"
Driver: "He can't shoot us with that lazer can he?"
Ben: "I am not knowing!"
Driver: "Would he kill me if I stop?"
Ben: "Who is to say?"
Driver: "Will he kill me if I don't stop?"
Ben: "Again I am shrugging!"
Ben: "I have seen some strange bizzar drivers but you, you will be rewarded a cake!"
Ben: "For the Pete of sake!"
Ben: "Bye bye goofy woman, I enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground."
Stephanie: "Hey he's gone! Oh never mind I see him, go back to your nuclear warheads."
Number 5: "NO DISASSEMBLE!"
Ben: "You know what many people are liking at night?"
Norm: "what?"
Ben: "Headlights"
Number 5: "Numerous fragments! Some large, some small."
Number 5: "Give me one too Steph! OooOooo! Right on the censor!"
Ben: "As we are fond of saying in my country, market place make dull home for rodents."
Norm: "Where are are you from anyway?"
Ben: "Baker's Field originally."
Norm: "No I mean your ancestors."
Ben: "Oh them... Pitsberg."
Number 5: "Beu-ti-ful Stephanie!"
Number 5: Benjamin Jabituya, exit, delete, depart, LEAVE!!!
(then Newton tries to escape)

Number 5: Newton Crosby, no run, no talk, drive. Today Crosby, today!!!!

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