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The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting...
-Pee-Wee Good morning Mr. Breakfast!
-Pee Wee I don't make Monkeys, I just train them.
-Pee-Wee I know you are, but what am I?
-Pee-Wee Go ahead and scream your head off, we are miles from where anyone can hear you!
-Pee-Wee Why don't you take a picture, it will last longer?
-Pee-Wee I’ve seen better heads on boils.
-Pee-Wee Everyone has big buts, lets talk about your big but.
-Pee-Wee Everyone I know has a big 'but.'
-Pee-Wee Oh really well where are they hosin him down
-Pee-Wee Herman It was a dark night, just like tonight. 10 years ago. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound like a garbage truck dropped off the empire state building. And when they finally pulled the drivers body from the twisted burnig wreck, it lo
-Large Marge It's not for sale francis
-Pee-Wee Large Marge:It looked like... this! *Evil Laugh & Scary Face*
Pee-Wee: AAHHHH!
Large Marge: Yes, sir. That was the worst... accident... I ever seen.
Pee-Wee: Uhh, I get off right up here.
-Large Marge and Pee-Wee Francis: Then you're crazy! Pee-Wee: I know you are, but what am I? Francis: You're a nerd! Pee-Wee: I know you are, but what am I? Francis: You're an idiot! Pee-Wee: I know you are, but what am I?
-Francis and Pee-Wee Pee-Wee and Francis: I know you are, but what am I? (x5) Pee-Wee: Infinity! Francis: No. I'm not... Pee-Wee and Francis: You are!
-Pee-Wee and Francis Dotty, you dont wanna get mixed up with a guy like me...im a loner, Dotty....A rebel.
-Pee Wee Pee Wee: Where's the basement?
Tour guide: There is no basement at the alamo!!! (laughing at him)
-pee wee & Tour guide at alamo Paging Mr Herman...Mr Herman you have a telephone call at the front desk.
-Pee Wee as Bell Hop Is this something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?
-Pee-wee Sorry I dont make Monkies, I just train em"!
-Pee Wee "tell them Large Marge sent ya"-Large Marge Pee Wee in Mr. T voice" I pity The fool who never eat Mr. T.cereal"
- Pee Wee Herman Dottie: "Don't you want to see the rest of the movie?"
Pee-Wee: "I don't need to see it, Dottie. I *LIVED* it!" "Good morning Pee Wee."
"Good morning Mr. Breakfast!"
"Pee Wee, can I have some Mr. T Cereal?"
"O.K.!"
"I pity the fool that don't eat my cereal!" Pee-wee: "I wanna see Francis!"
Butler: "Francis is busy."
Pee-wee: "Busy doing what?"
Butler: "He's having his bath."
Pee-wee: "Oh, really? Where are they hosing him down?" Francis: "Good morning, Pee-wee."
Pee-wee: "Hello, Francis."
Francis: "Today's my birthday and my father said I can have anything I want."
Pee-wee: "Good for you and your father."
Francis: "So guess what I want?"
Pee-wee: "A new brain."
Francis: "No... your bike." Mickey: (Before driving away from Pee-Wee) "See you in the Promised Land. Arrividerci, baby!"
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