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Let's face it. You've gotta be a man to wear tights!
-Little John Nooooooo! Before you do it, you must go through it! Or else I blew it.
-Broomhilde Let's get out of this ladies clothing and get into our tights!
-Achoo Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse."
-Latrine Uh, no. Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.
-Little John You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.
-Blinkin Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
-Prince John Actually, Scarlet is my middle name. My whole name is Will Scarlet O'Hara.
-Scarlet A chastity belt! That's going to chafe my willy!
-Sheriff of Rottingham I have a MOLE???!!!
-Prince John Maid Marian "That's my chastity belt.. Its an everlast!" Robin "..I'll bet."
-Robin and Maid Marian we didnt land on sherwood forest, sherwood forest landed on us!
-achoo move ya tits little john, you look like a flameing Picasso!
-scarlet Oh Robin, promise me you won't go." "All right. I promise you won't go.
-Marian and Robin whats your name? achoo. bless you
-achoo A black sheriff?!" "C'mon, it happened in "Blazing Saddles".
-Townspeople and Achoo I was angry at you before Loxley. But now, I'm really pissed off.
Pissed off? If I was that close to a horses wiener, I'd be worried about getting pissed on.
-Sheriff of Rottingham and Achoo Put in a good word for me with the Sheriff of Rottingham. I've got the hots for him.
-Latrine man! white men cant jump
-achoo i hope its worth the noise
-prince jon Achoo: Maybe we should just use the dummies in battle.
Robin: HA!......*thoughtfully* Hmmm... towns Folk: "mourning Abbot"
Abbot: "good Morrow"
Annoying Man: " hey Abbet"
Abbot: " I hate that guy" (Blinkin catches a arrow aimed at Robin's head)
Robin: Blinkin!? How did you catch that?
Blinkin: Ha! I heard that coming a mile away!
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