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That Thing You Do! Quotes

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Well, I have heard your record, Guy, and I like it. I like it a lot. "That Thing You Do", you know, is snappy.
-Mr. White
"Lenny, why don't you go and see if you can visit the cockpit? Tell them it's your birthday. Go, go go!"
-Mr. White (annoyed by Lenny crunching a jawbreaker)
Next--this 'Oneders' with the O-N-E...it doesn't work. It's confusing. From now on, you boys will just be...simply the Wonders.
-Mr. White
Guy: "I AM SPARTACUS!!!"

Faye: "I have wasted thousands and thousands of kisses on you - kisses that I thought were special because of your lips and your smile and all your color and life. I used to think that was the real you, when you smiled. But now I know you don't mean any of it. You just save it for all your songs. Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight."

Lenny: "Are you crazy? A man in a really nice camper wants to put our song on the radio! Gimme a pen, I'm signin'! You're signin'! We're all signin'!"
Mr. White: "Good morning, Guy, we have a crisis here: your Bass Player has disappeared, and you are still in bed! Just calling to tell you to come on down to the television studio, you're gonna be on TV tonight!"
Mr. White: "All right, this is it. Now, if the crowd doesn't go wild for you, don't worry about it; they will tomorrow!"
Jimmy: "See, the One-ders--Lenny."
Lenny: "Yeah, it looks like the O'Needers."
Jimmy: "No, no--the One-ders."
Lenny: "Got it, looks like the O'Needers."
Boss Vic Koss: "We have a great show for you today--a big show, a king-size show! Which reminds me, how're you sleepin'?"

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