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You know, back in the '60s when we said we wanted to change society, maybe we should've been more specific.
-Dennis Van Welker (on Dennis Van Welker) Last year, he tried to do 'Silence of the Lambs' as a musical.
-Gaby "Mud": Who's this?
Dennis Van Welker: Winston Churchill. Jimi Hendrix of the spoken word.
"Mud": Who's Jimi Hendrix?
Dennis Van Welker: Michael Jordan of the electric guitar.
-Dennis and Mud (Referring to Betty Stoler) She has food stuck in her braces from last Christmas.
-Gaby Who would think something like this would happen from harmless flares and roman candles?
-Walter Diets don't work. Chocolate cake works.
-Dennis
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