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How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon
-goofy uh... 3 and a half
-max Cheddar-whooooo! CHEDDAR WHIPPING!!
-Bobby Fishing? We're going FISHING?!
-Max Did he leave yet?
-Max ...Nope, still here....
-Goofy Woooo Yo Stacyyy!!! Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me babbyy!!
-Geek in the Crowd Now don't tell me you don't remember "Hi Dad" soup.
-Goofy (bursts in Max's room) Mornin' son!" "Daaaad!" "Oops, I forgot. (closes door, knocks, then comes in) Mornin' son!
-Goofy and Max Max, look, it's the Leaning Tower of Cheesa!
-Bobby Bobby: A little smokage!
-Bobby Nerd: Yo, Stacey! Talk to, talk to me, talk to me, baby!
-Nerd in the audience Max: [watching P.J. dance] What a goob.
-Max Dad, it's Big Foot!' 'Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot, uh, you're out of focus.
-Max Goofy Sassifrass!
-Goofy [hands Max cheeze whiz] Max, here. Guard this with your life, dude.
-Bobby You look just like I did at your age.' 'Please don't say that, Dad.
-Goofy Max The old man drives like such a klutz that I'm about to hurl my guts directly upon the open road.
-Max#: [singing] The old man drives like such a klutz that I'm about to hurl my guts directly upon the open road. Pete: If you keep 'em under your thumb, they'll never end up in the gutter.
-Pete Goodbye, house. Goodbye, mailbox. Goodbye, pile of broken wood.
-Goofy Goofy: Yahoohoohooeee!!! [crash and then title screen reveals]
-Goofy How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
-Goofy Max: Beat it, doofus. Goofy: This is a vacation with me and my best buddy.
Max: Donald Duck?
Goofy: No, silly, with you!
Goofy: Hey, Maxie. Let's play a game. You think of someone and I'll try to guess who it is. Man or woman?
Max: Aw, man.
Goofy: Man? Hmm... That's a toughy... let's see... Walt Disney!
Max: Right.
Goofy: Boy, I'm good at this! Now I'll think "Whats wrong Max?" "LOOK!" (Max rotates Goofy's head) "Ahuk, waterfall..." "WATERFALL!!" - Goofy and Max Goofy: All right then...I guess I'll just go then...alllll alone....sit in the boat....allllll alone....and talk to myself....alllll alone.... You want to sing a song, Max? Me and my dad used to sing this one all the time!-Goofy Pete: Before you know it your kids in a gang, and stealing stuff and causing riots. Max: Hey dad! Dad! do the perfect cast! Max: Hey dad! Dad! do the perfect cast! Max [singing]: They've benn laughin since I can remember...but their not gonna laugh anymore...no more
" maxie the geek " no more " goof of the week " like before... Max: Good bye hopes. Good bye dreams. Good bye Roxanne. Roxanne?! "Yo Stacy!!! Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, BA-BY!!"
Nerd Talking To Stacy ""CHEDDAR CHEDDAR WIZZY Principal Mazer: "If I were you Mr. Goof, I would reevaluate the way you are raising your child, BEFORE HE ENDS UP IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!" Pete: "They always put too much water in these things" Power Line: I've got myself a notion! One I know that you'll understand! We set the world in motion, by reaching out for each other's hand! GOOFY: "Maybe Max isn't everything you expect a son to be, but... he loves me."
PETE: "Hey, my son respects me." Bobby: (eats cheese and coughs) It's pwetty scwumptious. Singing Highschoolers: I've got 40 more minutes of Home Economics. Then down with the text books, and up with the comics.
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