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Now I swear, the next one of you primates who even touches me. I'll kill you!
-Ash Klatu Verata Nikto
-Ash Looks like you ain't leading but two things: Jack and shit, and Jack left town.
-Ash Groovy. . .
-Ash You found me beautiful once.
Lady, you got REAL ugly!
-Sheila & Ash Alright. . .who wants some? Who's next?
-Ash I'm Bad Ash, and you're Good Ash. You're goody little two shoes!
-(Bad) Ash Shop smart.... shop S-MART! You got that!?!?!?!?
-Ash you see this, this is my BOOOOM stick...
-Ash Here magic man
-Wizard Give me some sugar baby
-Ash Let's get the hell out of here!
-Skeleton This....is my BOOMSTICK!
-Ash Klatu Veratu Ni..(COUGH!!)
-Ash It's a trick - get an axe
-Ash Into the pit with those bloody-thirsty sons of whores!
-Old Woman Oh you little bastards! All right, I'll crush each and every last one of ya! I'll squash you so hard you'll have to look down to look up!
-Ash You'll never retrieve the Necronomicon! You'll die before ya get it!
-Evil Ash Dig, damn you! Dig faster! I shall command every worm-infested son-of-a-bitch that ever died in battle!
-Ash Dig, damn you! Dig faster! I shall command every worm-infested son-of-a-bitch that ever died in battle!
-Evil Ash Oh thats just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
-Ash Name's Ash ...(cocks rifle) Housewares
-Ash First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
-Ash Good Ash, Bad Ash ... I 'm the one with the gun.
-Ash The Army Of Darkness...They Live...They Breath...They Suck
-Trailer I Got It! I Got It! I Got Your Damn Words!
-Ash Keep your damn filthy bones outta my mouth.
-Ash I may be bad... but I feel gooood.
-Evil Sheila - Don't touch me! You foul thing!
- Your gonna learn to love me, missy.
-Sheila and Evil Ash - But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
- Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
-Shela & Ash Listen up you primitive screwheads, this is my BOOMSTICK!
-Ash Madame Im afraid im gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
-Ash Hail to the king, baby
-Ash Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.
-Ash ash to townfole:GO AHEAD,CRY TO MAMA!AS FOR ME....IM GOONA FIGHT.
-ash Groovy!!
-Ash Ash : "oooh Thats got to hurt!" "Good.... Bad.... I'm the one with the gun."
-Ash "Welcome back to the land of the living. Now get a shovel and start digging!"
-Deadite Skeleton Shop smart, shop S MART!
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