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Now I swear, the next one of you primates who even touches me. I'll kill you!
-Ash Klatu Verata Nikto
-Ash Looks like you ain't leading but two things: Jack and shit, and Jack left town.
-Ash Groovy. . .
-Ash You found me beautiful once.
Lady, you got REAL ugly!
-Sheila & Ash Alright. . .who wants some? Who's next?
-Ash I'm Bad Ash, and you're Good Ash. You're goody little two shoes!
-(Bad) Ash Shop smart.... shop S-MART! You got that!?!?!?!?
-Ash you see this, this is my BOOOOM stick...
-Ash Here magic man
-Wizard Give me some sugar baby
-Ash Let's get the hell out of here!
-Skeleton This....is my BOOMSTICK!
-Ash Klatu Veratu Ni..(COUGH!!)
-Ash It's a trick - get an axe
-Ash Into the pit with those bloody-thirsty sons of whores!
-Old Woman Oh you little bastards! All right, I'll crush each and every last one of ya! I'll squash you so hard you'll have to look down to look up!
-Ash You'll never retrieve the Necronomicon! You'll die before ya get it!
-Evil Ash Dig, damn you! Dig faster! I shall command every worm-infested son-of-a-bitch that ever died in battle!
-Ash Dig, damn you! Dig faster! I shall command every worm-infested son-of-a-bitch that ever died in battle!
-Evil Ash Oh thats just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
-Ash Name's Ash ...(cocks rifle) Housewares
-Ash First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
-Ash Good Ash, Bad Ash ... I 'm the one with the gun.
-Ash The Army Of Darkness...They Live...They Breath...They Suck
-Trailer I Got It! I Got It! I Got Your Damn Words!
-Ash Keep your damn filthy bones outta my mouth.
-Ash I may be bad... but I feel gooood.
-Evil Sheila - Don't touch me! You foul thing!
- Your gonna learn to love me, missy.
-Sheila and Evil Ash - But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
- Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
-Shela & Ash Listen up you primitive screwheads, this is my BOOMSTICK!
-Ash Madame Im afraid im gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
-Ash Hail to the king, baby
-Ash Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.
-Ash ash to townfole:GO AHEAD,CRY TO MAMA!AS FOR ME....IM GOONA FIGHT.
-ash Groovy!!
-Ash Ash : "oooh Thats got to hurt!" "Good.... Bad.... I'm the one with the gun."
-Ash "Welcome back to the land of the living. Now get a shovel and start digging!"
-Deadite Skeleton Shop smart, shop S MART! It's a trick. Get an axe.
-Ash Now whoa, whoa, whoa right there, spinach chin!
-Ash Name's Ash. [cocks rifle] Housewares.
-Ash Arthur: Are all men from the future loud mouthed braggarts?
Ash: Nope. Just me, baby. Just me. I had a wonderful girlfriend, Linda. Together we drove to a small cabin in the mountains. It seems an archeologist had come to this remote place to translate and study his latest find: Necronomicon Exmortis. The Book of the Dead. Bound in human flesh and inked in blood, this ancient Sumarian text contained bizarre burial rights, funeral incantations, and demon resurrection passages, it was never meant for the world of the living. The book awoke something dark in the woods. Something evil.
- Ash
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