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(they hit a bump in the cop car)
Steve: Wow, that was a huge chunk in the road back there!
Mike: Yeah, man, I just chunked in my pants!
-Steve and Mike Steve: Mike...are you ok?
Mike: (halfway into fridge that fell on him) Oh, I'm just peachy! I've got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!
Steve: Uh, Mike...we didn't have chocolate pudding in there...
-Steve and Mike I've got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!
-mike What are we gonna do? Hook a hanger to the metal plate in your head?
-Steve Mike Donnelly: "HELLOOO, WASHINGTON!!!" Mike Donnelly: "All right! Bunk beds! I've got dibs on top!" Mike Donnelly: "I've got an idea, okay? I'll open the fridge, you hit the lights; bats are attracted to light. And when he flies in, I close the door, end of story!"
Steve Dodds: "That's MOTHS, you dumb-ass; not bats!"
Mike Donnelly: "Oh yeah! Moths..."
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