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Abba Zabba you my only friend.
-Thurgood
Scarface: Yo I'm Cuban B!

Samson: Yes Cuban B!

-Scarface and samson
The cop: Buttercup! Say his name!!

Kenny: Butternuts! Buttercup!


-the cop and Kenny
Awww. My nads!! (after falling fron building)

-Brian
He had sex with my mama!
-Sir Smoke a lot
Doctor said I need a backiotomy
-Sir Smoke a lot
get me a box of condoms, and uhh, some of that shit we used to eat back in tha day, what was it? oh yeah, pussy.
-thurgood
I wanna talk to Samson, fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden, cuz it's hard being black and gifted, sometimes I just wanna throw it all down, and get lifted!
-Sir Smoke-A-Lot (Song)
NO NO. no window love just go.
-Kenny
NO! Nasty Nate's the devil 666 mark of the beast.

-Kenny

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