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Cher's main thrill in life is a makeover, it gives her a sense of control in a world full of chaos.
-Dion (Referring to Josh's plaid shirt) Is that a nod to the crisp Seattle weather or are you just trying to stay warm in front of the fridge?
-Cher (Referring to Tai) She is toe-up, our stock would plummet.
-Dion You know how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet.
-Cher "Oh, no. You don't understand this is an Alaia."
Robber-"An a-what-a?"
"It's like a totally important designer."
Robber-"And I will totally shoot you in the head. Get down!"
-Cher What'd you care what he thinks, Murray? I'm the one who has to look at you. That was a big mistake. What am I going to do with you know? And right before the year book pictures? What am I gonna tell my grandchildren?
-Dionne I am rescuing her from teenage hell. Do you know the wounds of adolescence can take years to heal?"
Paul-"Yeah, and you've never had a mother and your acting out on that poor girl as if she was you Barbie doll.
-Cher Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin that can't drive!
-Tai Tai: "no shit, you guys got coke here?!"
Cher: "well yeah, this is america"
-cher and tai cher's saving herself for luke perry
-dionne Old people can be so sweet.
-Cher Cher: Hey Granola Breath, you got somethin' on your chin.
Josh: I'm growing a goatee.
Cher: Oh, that's nice. You don't want to be the last one at the coffee house without chin pubes.
-Cher and Josh Travis: I'm sorry about your shoes.
Cher: What shoes?
Travis: The red ones with the strappy thing...
Cher: Oh, those? They're so last season! What even made you think of them?
Travis: It's one of my steps. See, I joined this club...and they have al
-Cher and Travis Cher: You're such a brownnoser.
Josh: You're such a superficial space cadet.
-Josh and Cher Ever notice how wine makes people feel, like, sexy?
-Christian DIONNE: Hello, that was a stop sign. CHER: I totally paused!
-Clueless Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dionne: Well, there goes your social life. Cher: As if. Murray: "Okay, but, street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily in misogynistic undertones". Mel: Where are you?
Cher: I'm just having a snack at my girlfriend's.
Mel: Where, in Kuwait?
Cher: Is that in the valley Cher: I want to do something for humanity.
Josh: How about sterilization? Heather: It's just like Hamlet said, "To thine own self be true."
Cher: Hamlet didn't say that.
Heather: I think I remember Hamlet accurately.
Cher: Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did. Christian: Do you like Billie Holiday?
Cher: I love him.
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