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Excuse me, I'd like to ass you a few questions.
-Ace's Butt Finkle is Rhinhorn, Rhinhorn is Finkle, that must mean Finkle is a Man!
-Ace Do NOT go in there. Whoo!
-Ace We're goin' downtown...
-Ace Like a glove!
-Ace Ventura Alrighty then!
-Ace Ventura Lovely party... pitty I wasn't invited.
-Ace How can I be getting zis vork done vit all all de shouting? Vat vit de shouting? *Who the hell is that?* **That's, uh...** Heinz Kissvelvet. You vant to talk to ze dolphin, you talk to me.
-Ace Ventura Warning! Assholes are closer than they appear!
-Ace 351! 351! ROVER SET! HIKE! HIKE!
-Ace I'm in pyschos-ville and finkle's the mayor!
-Ace Ventura That kind of surgery can be done over the weekend!
-Ace Ventura Sounds broken."
"Most likely just sign here here and here.
-Ace and the dog napper Yes Satin?" Oh I thought you were somebody else.
-Ace I'm looking for Ray Finkle (shot gun cocked at his face).. and a clean pair of shorts
-Ace Aguado(stepping on a Roach): Uh oh, a homicide! Solve that one!
Ace:Ha! Well first I develope a motive, the perp saw the size of the bug's DICK!!!, and became insanely jealous!
-Ace and Aguado Take care now bye - bye then. (door slams) LLLLoser.
-Ace That's why Roger Podacter is dead. He found Captain Winkie.
-Ace Ace Ventura:Like a Glove
-Ace Ventura Ace Ventura:Like a Glove.
-Ace Ventura Ace knocks on the door: What's the password?
Ace: New England Clam Chowder
Friend: is that the red or the white?
Ace: Oh, I can never remember that.........White?
-Ace and his friend Can you feel that buddy? Huh? Huh? I have excersised the demons, this house is clean
-Ace Detective Lois Einhorn: "How would you like for me to make your life a living hell?"
Ace Ventura: "Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking." Ace Ventura: "I'm looking for Ray Finkle."
*** Cue ball from pool table narrowly misses Ace***
Ace Ventura: "That would be a scratch." Lois Einhorn: Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, you BETTER be gone.
Ace Ventura: Is it number one or number two? (throws hands up) I just want to know how much time I have. Dan Marino: Hey Ace, got any more of that gum?
Ace Ventura: That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs. Ace Ventura: That's why Roger Podacter is dead. He found Captain Winkie!!!! Aguado: Is everything all right in here? I thought I heard a commotion.
Lois Einhorn: Everything's fine seargeant.
Aguado: You want me to throw him out?
Lois Einhorn: Why don't you throw yourself out?
Aguado: Yes, maaam. Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one?
Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... PORKIN' his wife.
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