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Oh, I've got a thousand pounds of wild animal under my butt and she says relax!
-Diane All this money and these people eat slugs?
-Amanda I don't know what's more bruised. My butt or my ego
-Roger I know, I know. Everyone wants babies. Not kids like me.
-Amanda Lemmon This orphan stuff is like growing up in a pound. Everybody wants a puppy.
-Amanda Lemon I made my money the old fashion way - pure dumb luck.
-Roger Callaway Guys like him like girls with food names like Cookie or Muffin or Candy, not girls like me.
-Diane Yeah right, and Santa Claus lives with the tooth fairy in Queens.
-Amanda Gum.... Other Gum!
-Diana Putter there..my names amanda!
--Amanda Clarice: I have never been more humiliated in my life!
Alyssa: Want a bet? (she steps on the dress and it rips off clarice) Diane Barrows: "Sorry to ruin your wedding. I just didn't want the wrong girl going down the aisle. I mean the wrong flower girl."
Roger Callaway: "I think you had it right the first time."
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