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Is philosophy biodegradable?
-Laura Chartoff The problem with my dad is that he's 40, looks like he's 30, talks like he's 20, and acts like he's 10. He's fun to play board games with.
-Laura Chartoff If these are the best years of my life, I must have some serious third degree burns in my future
-Laura Chartoff Why torture yourself when life will do it for you. Who said that? I did! Go ahead and quote me.
-Laura Chartoff Fine! I quit this family. I hope you choke on poi! I hope your leis shrivel up and die! I hope Don Ho's show REALLY SUCKS!
-Laura Chartoff Respect! I wrote a haiku about respect. And the moon!
-Stephanie Did you know it's estimated that by the year 2000, one out of every three people will be a member of my family?
-Laura Chartoff You can't run away from these people. In five years...they'll be your family. In ten years...they'll be your family.
-Josh David: Jessie what do you say when people ask if you love your daddy?
Jessie: Damn Straight!
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