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THERE'S A CAR!! THERE'S A CAR!! THERE'S A CAR!! THERE'S A CAR!!
-Hampton and his parents *Babs, grab the life saver!*
"Who can think of candy at a time like this?
-Buster and Babs No! Not on the comic!!!!!! (puking sound) NOOOOOOO!
-Plucky Duck Plucky Duck: I'm gonna go on every ride 'til I barf twice!
-Plucky Duck They bring their own food to the drive-in. I don't believe this family.
-Plucky Duck Now what do we do first? The beach? Camping? Or shall we slip the whole 12 weeks away in front of the boob toob?
-Plucky Call me picky, but isn't that song supposed to be "99 Bottles of Beer On the Wall"?' 'We don't drink in our family, Plucky!
-Plucky Winnie Good Heavens, Plucky. If you drink that much water, we'll be stopping again in no time!
-Winnie Pig Big Boo: [referring to Buster] Look, he's got no pants!
-Big Boo [Plucky is kissing the lawn] Wade: Careful, Plucky. We just had the lawn fertilized.
-Wade Pig WHAT? BUT WE CAME ALL THAT WAY... COULDN'T WE... ALL THAT TIME... FUN PIXIES... HAPPY-GO-PUKEY?
-Plucky Duck Happy World Land... Happy World Land... where all your dreams come true...
-Plucky Wade: [hums the words old McDonald had a farm] ... Pop goes the weasel.
-Wade I miss school.
-Plucky There's a car! There's a car! There's a-Oops! Truck! (laughs)
-Hamton and his family Mr. Hitcher: "Where's that duck?! Here, ducky, ducky, ducky...!" Plucky Duck: "Uh, the game's over, Uncle Stin-" (Uncle Stinky exhales really hard on Plucky) "...ky." Fifi LaFume: (sighs) "Le success..." Babs: "Possums..."
Buster: "Gators..."
Babs: "Dinner theater?"
Buster: "Main course."
Babs: "Options?"
Buster: "One."
Babs: "Bolt?"
Buster: "Bingo."
Babs: "Ready?"
Buster: "Go!" Mr. Hitcher: "I hate duck, too!" (pulls out a chainsaw and Plucky screams) Elmyra: "I lose more kitties that way!" Plucky Duck: (after being run over) "I think the left front tire is a little low..." Babs Bunny: "Oh, look. Here comes a tunnel..."
Buster Bunny: "Hold your breath and make a wish!" Actress: "At this rate, we'll never make it to my scene!"
Fowlmouth: "Then the crowd should thank me, you no-talented dadgum excuse for a dadgum actress!" Shirley The Loon: "Gosh! The Sound System promo!" Fifi: "That was MY photograph! I cannot believe you!"
Johnny Pew: "Yeah, well I AM pretty unbelievable..."
Fifi: "You are nothing but a selfish, worthless waste of skunk! You, Monsieur Pew, stink!" (kicks Johnny Pew out of the theater) Babs Bunny: "Something's on my foot... AAAAAHHHH!!! It's the Creepy Unknown! It's not of this earth! Buster, you've got to save my foot; it's my lucky rabbit's foot!" Plucky Duck: "I am such a weltered water fowl... Can we please stop somewhere for a drink of water?? I'm starting to sweat about as much as Uncle Stinky!" Babs: "So how do we stop this flood?"
Buster: "We don't."
Babs: "So long, Acme Acres..."
Buster: "Hello, adventure!" Babs Bunny: "Happy Independence Day!"
Buster Bunny: "And as Benjamin Franklin once said, let's bolt." Plucky: "'Spot The Car', huh? So, you mean like 'Spot The Red Cars' or the cars with out-of-state license plates, huh?"
Hamton: "No; ANY car!"
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