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Are you Gandalf the grey?
-Bilbo Blast...nothing but mutton to eat. How I long for a bit of man-flesh!
-Bert the Troll No. Bilbo, you know more about war then I do.
-Thorin Enough! I am Gandalf! And Gandalf means Me!
-Gandalf You're the burgular.Go on and...burgle something!
-Thorin I AM SMAUG!!!!!
-Smaug Bilbo: "I will do the stinging!" Troll #1: "Nothing but mutton to eat."
Troll #2: "What I wouldn't give for a bit of bad flesh." Elrond: "These swords aren't troll-make. They must have been stolen." Elrond: "This sword the runes name, 'Glammdring the Foe-Hammer.' Keep it well." Bard: "Black Arrow, you've never failed me, and I've always recovered you. I had you from my father and he from of old. If ever you came from the forges of the true King Under the Mountain, go now and speed well!" Bilbo: "Now I will give you a name; and I shall call you Sting!" Elrond: "This sword, Thorin, the runes name Orcrist, the Goblin-Cleaver."
Gandalf: "And mine?"
Elrond: "Glamdring, the Foe-Hammer. Keep them well."
Thorin: "I will keep this in honor." Smaug: "You have nice manners, for a thief; and a liar."
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