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Hey, you guys!
-Sloth When I was eight years old I pushed my sister down the stairs and blamed it on the dog
-Chunk Goonies never say die!
-Mikey I'm setting bootie traps!
-Data Sloth love Chunk.
-Sloth Momma. . .you've been bad!
-Sloth Is your mommy here?
-Elgin Perkins No, sir. Actually, she's out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.
-Brandon Walsh This is ridiculous. It's crazy. I feel like I'm babysitting, except I'm not getting paid.
-Stef Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I b
-Chunk I can't tell... if it's an "A sharp" or if it's a "B flat"!
-Andy Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all "B flat!"
-Mikey Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it'
-Mikey Kids suck.
-Mama Fratelli You think your Mom's gonna notice?
-Chunk Do you think your Mom is going to notice? Notice that the statue's penis is missing.
-Chunk Well, of course she'll notice. She notices everything.
-Mikey Oh, you idiot! You glued it on upside-down!
-Mikey If God made it that way, you'd all be pissing in your faces!
-Brandon Walsh I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!
-Brandon Walsh The only thing we serve here is tongue! You boys like tongue?
-Mama Fratelli That's my mom's most favorite piece!Uuuuuh...
-Mikey You wouldn't be here if it wasn't!
-Mouth Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!
-Sloth This is my supply closet. You'll find everything you need - brooms, dust pans, insect spray... I would really like the house clean when they tear it down. Clarke, can you translate?
-Irene Walsh If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food or water.
-Mouth This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.
-Mouth Pinchers of Peril... saved by my Pinchers of Peril!
-Data I hit the wrong note. I'm not Liberace you know!
-Andy First you gotta do the truffle shuffle.
-Mouth I'm not all alone in the dark. I like the dark. I love the dark... But I hate nature! I HATE nature!
-Chunk I've got an idea. Why don't we just spread chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk eat his way through?
-Mouth You klutz!
-Goonies The marajuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs.
-Mouth Does Brand wear braces?
-Andy You know something, Willie? You're the first Goonie.
-Mikey Mikey, this ain't the kind of place you want to go to the bathroom in.
-Chunk Gee, mister. You're even hungrier than I am
-Chunk Listen, okay? You guys'll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw
-Chunk Andy! You Goonie!
-Brad It's a stiff!
-Chunk Andy you Goonie!!
-Troy Perkins What's the matter with you? You're so quiet all of sudden. You're the one they call mouth aren't you? [Proceeds to pull a long pearl necklace out of Mouth's mouth.] Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Is that all? Oh my god! [Slaps Mouth on the back
-Mama Fratelli Awww. C'mon guys. Don't make me do it! Not the truffle shuffle!!
-Chunk Troy! You touch that mirror again and I swear to god I'm going smack you in the face.
-Andy There it is. Okay Jake you first.
-Mama Fratelli I ain't going down there Mama. Are you kidding me?
-Jake Fratelli I can't argue with that Mama.
-Jake Fratelli Can't you hold it?
-Mama Fratelli Well, no.
-Mikey Miss where's your bathroom?
-Mikey Mikey, Mikey this ain't the kind of place that you'd want to go to the bathroom in.
-Chunk Because it might have daddy long legs in them or something. Or dead things Mikey, dead things, dead things.
-Chunk Rocky...Road? Heh Heh1
-Sloth yeah! thas whah I said, boobie twaps!
-Data Slick shoes? Are you crazy?
-Mouth and Mikey Data!!
-Andy Hey you guys I've got a great idea. Slick shoes.
-Data RABIES!!! Rabies! Rabies! Rabies!
-Stef I got it! I got it! I got it!
[Chunk rights the cooler, but the bottle falls off and breaks]
-Chunk I don't got it.
-Chunk You klutz!
-Everyone else: Hope it's not a deposit bottle!
-Chunk: Sixteen thrity-two. What is that? A year?
-Chunk: No, it's your top score on Pole Position.
-Mouth: No, that's for Willie.
-Mikey hey Mi-kee
-mouth okay, okay michael jackson did not come over to my house to use the bathroom....but his sister did!
-chunk mrs walsh: "your going to be in the deepest..in the deepest.."
brandon: "shit, ma"
mrs walsh: "I dont like that lanuage...but that's exactly what your gonna be in"
-mrs walsh and brandon jerk alert!
-mouth stef: "chunk, I hope that was your stomach"
mikey: "no, that was the "it""
chunk: "sounds like Kong!"
-stef, mikey and chunk I am wondering what is in the bag.
-Data Mike, "shame shame"
data, "I know your name"
mouth, " go ahead brand slip her the tounge"
-mike,data,and mouth Because it's there time... up there. But down here it's our time. It's our time down here... that's all over the second we ride of Troy's bucket.
-Mikey Them guys telling me to use the stairs when Data's falling.. Data's falling and nobody's caring anymore...
-Data Mikey, come over here and give me a big lickery kiss!
-Mouth The octopus was scary!
-Data Look at you. You're hyperventrilicating here.
-Mrs. Walsh I smell ice cream
-Chunk Mouth: This is supposed to be water?
Mama Fratelli: It's wet, aint it? Drink it!
-Mouth and Mama Fratelli My god! I'm in a madhouse.
-Rosalita Aw sh*t, what?
-Chunk Darn Chunks!
-Mikey Bret: Mickey, Dad said not to touch this stuff. Mickey: BUt look at this map. Hey Chunck hold this. Chuck: This so cool... Mickey: 3, 2, 1... (Chunck drops the frame)
-Bret, Mickey, Chunck "Hey, Mikey! If you can hear me, run! Run! They're coming after ya!"
-Chunk "Hey, Mikey! If you can hear me, run! Run! They're coming after ya!"
-Chunk My god! I'm in a madhouse.
-Rosalita Just like that last prank about all those little creatures that multiply when you throw water on 'em.
-The Sherrif Andy: Brand, what happened to your braces?
Brand: I don't wear braces. Mikey wears... Mikey that little sh-
-Brand,Andy um...Everybody!: "AAUUUGH!!!!" "Washington, Lincoln, ... Martin Sheen...
~ Mouth ~ Mouth: Hey Mikey you gotta go to the bathroom" MouthL Why, Mrs Walsh, I speak perfect Spansih.
Troy: Andie, you Goonie! You should see the chief rabbit and tell HIM, but I don't think he will like the idea. Well maybe Michael Jackson didn't come over to use my bathroom..........But his sister did
-Chunk "If God wanted it that way, we'd all be pissing in our faces"
-Brand "I've got the key to one eyed willie"
-Chester Cooperpot "Follow Them Size 5's"
-Ma Fratelli Brand: (To his next-door neighbor after taking her trike) "I owe you one".
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