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Hey... take it easy... I'm the loogie guy remember?
-Ace Ventura *Something wrong, Mr. Ventura?* Of course not. This is a lovely room of death. Take care now, bye-bye then.
-Ace Ventura Shikaka!
-Ace Ventura Bumbawayachuna... Bumbawayachuna. - Hi there, nice to see ya. Bumblebee Tuna... Bumblebee Tuna! Ace Ventura Pet Detective! How are you this afternoon? ...Alrighty then. Excuse me, your balls are showing. *Thumbs up* Bumblebee tuna!
-Greenwald & Ace Ventura Everyone loves a slinky, you gotta get a slinky! Slinky! Slinky! Go slinky, go!! --- Oh man!!! Can you believe it? It was right there!!! Can I do it one more time?
-Ace Ventura Oh, You, pretty chitty chitty bang bang, chitty chitty bang bang we love you. And Are Chitty chitty bang bang, chitty chitty bang bang loves us to. Hey ho everwhere we go on chitty chitty we depend!
-Ace Ventura You must be the monopoly guy! Hey, thanks for the free parking...
-Ace Ventura Let's go kick some...consolate butt.
-Ace Ventura Last chance! Where's that darn bat?
-Ace Ventura "Re-eh-eh-eh-eh-eaaaallly?!?!"
-Ace Ventura It is the Mucous that binds us.
-Ace Ventura Earthquake test!
-Ace Wundabar! "He exclaimed with great relish....
-Ace Ventura You know... you can poke an eye out with that thing.
-Ace Loser! La-hoo Sa-herr!
-Ace If I were you then you'd be me and I'd use YOUR body to climb this cliff! You can't stop me no matter who you are!
-Ace (Draped like a boa) La dee dah!!! La dee dah!!
(Shaking monopoly guy on shoulders) DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS
-Ace with monopoly guy on shoulders Oh no, here she comes... Holy! Holy! Good thoughts in, bad thoughts out. Good, bad, good, bad, good! Good! Good!
-Ace Alrighty then!
-Ace Shikashek.....ahhh!
Shhhhiskibob....
Shhhhhawshank Redemption
Shikaaaaa..GO! (Chicago)
YOUR'RE OUTTA HERE!! Go on, Go!
-Ace Ventura FRIENDS! RODENTS! QUADRAPEDS!!
LEND MY YOUR REARS!!!!
-Ace Ventura My That's a lovely wrap you're wearing. Why don't I get you some fuzzy slippers made from heads of defenseless baby seals?!
-Ace Ventura Ace: What does Eqincu Ocha mean?
Ouda: White devil.
Ace: Well, tell them I'm not.
Ouda: I only met you. How do I know?
-Ace, Ouda Like a glove!
-Ace Ventura "Hey, What are ya, 'H.R. Shoven Stuff'"?
-Ace Ventura Ace in monster truck: "Duuuuh, nobody wants to play wit me."
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