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Good Burger Quotes

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Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?
-Ed
I'm a dude .. he's a dude .. she's a dude, cus we're all dudes, hey hey.
-Ed
Mondo Burger manager: IM AWARE!
Ed: I'm Ed
-Mondo burger Manager and Kel
Haven't I seen you somewhere before?" - "Ever been to Australia?" - "No." - "Me neither.
-Dexter & Ed
Ed-"Do you wanna see my secret place?" Dexter (looks down)-"That's not what I had in mind."
-Ed,Dexter
Dexter- "wanna go for a walk?"
Ed - "Well what am I supposed to do"
Roxanne - "HELLO?!"
Ed - "hello...but what am I supposed to do?"
-While in the car
Wow, a clock!
-Ed
Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaq!!!!!
-Ed and Dexter
Dexter, you're squishing my pancreas.
-Ed
Brother Reid, you have messed up my afro.
-Mr. Wies
Is it because I'm black?
-Ed
"Kurt's goin to jail, Kurt's goin to jail, Kurt's goin to jail jail jail"
-Ed and Dexter
Otis: "Can somebody get me to a hospital? I think i broke my ass!"
Ed: Dexter's a chicken! Moooooooo!
Dexter: "I'm swinging from a dang pipe!"
Dexter: "You carry your own sauce?"
Ed: "Doesn't everybody?"
Dexter: "Check it Ed, it's the mondo idiot!"
Ed: "Nice to meed you mondo idiot, I'm Ed"
Kurt: You mess with me, and you go in the grinder.
Dexter: What's with this grinder? Is it a real grinder?
Kel - (To Shaq) COnsider yourself tomatoed
Kel - Ever been to Australia?
Kenan - Nope
Kel- Me neither
Kenan- I don't know who you are, where I know you from, or why you think you're an attractive nurse
Kert: I'm Kert
Ed: I'm Ed
Kert: I'm Aware!
Ed: I thought you were Kert!
Kert: How bout I give you a lift?
Ed: I don't know dude i weigh about 150.
Kert: Just get in the car.
ED: look Dex I am grape nose boy
He's a Dude, Shes a Dude, Were all dudes
-Ed
If Kirk is the father and mother, he must look weird naked
-Dexter
Black is Beautiful
-Sinbad

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