logologo
 
Remember Me
ADVERTISEMENT
"OPEN YOUR MOUTH!" -Masked Fighter
Kung Pow:Enter the Fist
logo

Muppets from Space Quotes

Quotes

Hello, I'm Dr. Von Neuter
-Dr. Von Neuter
Smoking is very bad for you, ok?
-Pepe the King Prawn
Gonzo: Hey, hey, Rizzo!! My breakfast cereal just spoke to me!
Rizzo: Yeah, I know what you mean. I had some guacamole last night, and it's STILL speakin' to me!
-Gonzo and Rizzo
I am not a shrimp; I am a KING PRAWN!!
-Pepe
Kermit...I have to go to the little bear's room!
-Fozzy
Release...me!!
-Dr. Van Neuter
Someone knock and see if Barbie's home!
-Miss Piggy
Piggy: What are you doing here? Gonzo: I'm making contact. What are you doing?
-Miss Piggy Gonzo
Ahah. The old rubber ducky with invisibility-spray trick. Check.
-Kermit
Ed Singer: DON'T...LAUGH...AT MEEEEE!
-Ed Singer
You backstabbing, underhanded little coffee-pig!
-Shelley Snipes
You tell him, and I will smack you. I will smack you like a bad, bad donkey, okay!
-Pepe
I had that weird dream again.' 'You mean the one with the goat and the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter?
-Gonzo Rizzo the Rat
Gonzo: Rizzo? Rizzo: No, it's Santa, but I forgot my reindeer.
-Gonzo Rizzo
Gonzo: I'm an alien! Rizzo: What, have you been tap-dancing on the barbecue again?
-Gonzo Rizzo
We're going to pause here and we'll be right back with Gonzo, the Geek Who Fell to Earth.
-Miss Piggy
'Rizzo, come here, my Cap'n Alphabet is sending me a message: R U There.' ' Are you sure it didn't say R U NUTS?'
-Gonzo Rizzo
Ed: No nostrils. How do you smell? Rizzo: Awful. Trust me, I'm his roommate.

-Ed Rizzo
"Shalom!" "(Pant) (Pant)...Oy!"
-Dr. Teeth and Animal

Sections

Quotes


Login to Edit




 
 
Contact | Privacy Policy | Advertise | © Retro Junk