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Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes

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C'mon, you're floating, man. Get away from me!
-Pike
[sarcasticly]Oh, vampires of the world beware.
-Merrick
You broke up with my machine?
-Buffy
So this is your defense? Your puny faith?
-Lothos
[about Buffy's mom] She thinks my name's Bobby?
-Jeffery
You ruined my new jacket! Kill him A LOT!
-Amilyn
They had this look in their eyes, totally animal. I think they were young Republicans.

-Andy
Hey, you missed practice again today! I think you better sit down and think about how that made me feel...

-the Basketball Coach
Her yabos scoff at gravity.

-Benny
What's your sitch? You're acting like the thing from another tax bracket.
-Kimberly
You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off of you.
-Nicole
"Does Elvis talk to you? Does he tell you to do things? Do you see spots?" -Buffy
"All I want to do is graduate from high school, move to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now that might not sound too great to a sconehead like you, but I think it's swell. And now you show up and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can THROW things at me?" -Buffy

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