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Speak a little louder next time... I'm a trifle deaf in this ear.
-Wonka Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
-Wonka [grabs Veruca's chin] We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams.
-Wonka Mrs. Gloop: He'll be turned into a marshmallow in five seconds!
Wonka: That's impossible my dear lady! Unthinkable! Absurd!
Mrs. Gloop: Why?
Wonka: Because that pipe doesn't go to Marshmallow Room, it goes to the Fudge Room.
-Willy Wonka and Mrs. Gloop Wonka: Hashawankaimo
Mrs. Teevee: Is that Japanese?
Wonka: No, that's Wonkawash spelled backward
-Willy Willy Wonka and Mrs. Teevee Hurry please. We have so much time and so little to see... Strike that, reverse it, thank you.
-Wonka If God Didnt Want Us To Walk He Wouldn't Have Invented Roller Skates.
-Willy Wonka come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pure imagination!!!
-wonka Mr. Salt: Is this some sort of funhouse, Wonka?
Wonka: No! Why? Are you having fun?
-Mr. Salt & Wonka In we go. It's my greatest invention yet. The Wonkavator.
It looks like an elevator to me.
Yes but an elevator only goes up and down. The Wonkavator goes up, down, sideways and every other way you can imagine.
-Willy Wonka and Grandpa Joe A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
-Willy Wonka He's absolutely bonkers!
-Veruca Salt Snozzwangers? Vermicious knids? What kind of rubbish is that?
I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing.
-Mr. Salt, Willy Wonka Grandpa: Well Charlie, Mr.Salt finally got what he always wanted.
Charlie: What's that?
Grandpa: Veruca went first.
-Grandpa and Charlie Wonka: This piece of gum is a three course dinner!
Mr.Salt: Bull!
Wonka: No, Roast Beef but I haven't quite perfected it yet.
-Mr.Salt and Willy Wonka Veruca goes in first, she's a lady. If she's a lady, I'm a Vernicious Knid.
-Mr. Salt and Grandpa Joe We are the makers of music and we are the dreamers of dreams.
-Willy Wonka So shines a good deed in a weary world...
-Willy Wonka Snozzberry? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?
-Veruca Salt What is this, Wonka, some sort of funhouse?" "Why? Having fun?
-Sam Beauregarde Wonka Daddy I do NOT want a boat like this.
-Veruca Goodby Mrs. Gloop! Adeiu, auf weiderschen, gesundheit, farewell.
-Willy Wonka I've got a blueberry for a daughter!
-Violet's father (after Veruca goes down the chute) She was a bad egg.
-Will Wonka Spitting's a dirty habbit! (picks her nose)
-Violet Wham! You're dead!
-Mike Teevee Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing...
-Willy Wonka Well, well, well, two naughty, *nasty* little children gone. Three good, *sweet* little children left.
-Willy Wonka Help. Police, Murder.
-Willy Wonka Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!
-Mr. Beauregarde Willy Wonka: "Now remember, no messing about. No touching, no tasting, no telling."
Grandpa Joe: "No telling what?
-Willy Wonka and Grandpa Joe You loose good day sir.
-Willy Wonka Charlie " Mr.Wonka."After giving back his gobstopper to Wonka
Wonka " So shines a good deed in a weary world" "Charlie. My boy you've won!"
-Charlie and Willy Wonka If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it.
-Willy Wonka I want to lock it all up in my pocket. It's my bar of chocolate. Give it to me now.
-Veruca What do you think of the chocolate factory Charlie?
I think it's the greatest place in the whole world!
I'm very please to hear you say that......
Cause i'm giving it to you. That's alright isn't it?
-Willy Wonka and Charlie But daddy I want it now!!!!!!!!!!!!
-veruca Grandpa Joe: Burp! Charlie: Burp!
-Grandpa Joe Charlie Dairy cream." "Whipped cream." "Coffee cream.
"Vanilla cream." Both: "Hair cream?
-Charlie and Grandpa Joe, alternating Dairy Cream... Whipped Cream... Vanilla Cream... Hair cream??
-Charlie and Grandpa Joe *singing* Who could take the sunrise? Sprinkle it with goo?...
-Candyman Oompa-loompa doopadidoo I've got another puzzle for you...
-Oompa-Loompas Mr. Salt: What is this, Wonka? Some kind of funhouse?
Willy Wonka: Why? Having fun?
-Mr. Salt and Willy Wonka Mr. Salt: What is this Wonka? Some kind of fun house?
Willy Wonka: Why? Having fun?
-Mr. Salt and Willy Wonka lickable wallpaper
-wonka Bubbles, bubbles everywhere, but not a drop to drink.
-Willy Wonka Willy Wonka: "Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted."
Charlie: "What happened?"
Willy Wonka: "He lived happily ever after."
-Willy Wonka and Charlie You have to go forwards to go back.
-Willy Wonka 99, 44, 100% pure. Just through the other door, please.
-Willy Wonka Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous. Don't be alarmed.
-Willy Wonka Nicely handled, Veruca. She's a girl who knows where she's going.
-Willy Wonka Charlie: "Hey, the room's getting smaller!"
Mrs. Teavee: "No, it's not. HE's getting bigger!"
-Charlie and Mrs. Teavee Oompa loompa doopity doo. I've got another puzzle for you. Oompa loompa doopadahdee. If you are wise, you'll listen to me.
-The Oompa Loompas YOU'LL GET NO COMMERCIALS!
-The oompa Loompas (After Mike tries the Exploding candy)
Mrs. Teavee: Your Teeth!
Mike: Boy, that's great stuff.
-The Teavees Hold on, Veruca! Sweethard! Daddy's Coming!
-Mr.Sweethard Greetings to you the lucky finder of this Golden Ticket, from Mr. Willy Wonka!! Present this ticket at the factory gates at 10 o'clock on the morning of the first day of October and do not be late! You may bring with you one member of your own family,
-Grandpa Joe Mrs. Salt: "You're going to be very unpopular around here, Henry, if you don't deliver soon."
Mr. Salt: "That breaks my heart, Henrietta. I hate to see your own heart break."
-Mrs. Salt and Mr. Salt Now listen to this: the first girl who finds the golden ticket gets a one-prize bonus in the pay bucket! Whaddya think of that?
-Mr. Salt I never thought my life could be...anything but catastrophe...but suddenly I begin to see a bit of good luck for me...'cause I've got a golden ticket...I've a golden twinkle in my eye.
-Grandpa Joe Where is fancy bread? In the heart or in the head.
-Willy Wonka Is it my soul that calls upon my name?
-Wonka Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
-Wonka I am extraordinarily busy, sir.
-Wonka Wonka: "Bet you don't go in. I'm sorry, rules of the house." Charlie: "It's perfect!" Mrs. Teavee: "It's unbelieveable!" Grandpa Joe: "It's a miracle!" Mike: "It's a TV dinner!" Wonka: "It's Wonkavision." Grandpa Joe: "It could change the world!" Wonka: "All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by." Veruca: "Let's go in! Come on!"
Wonka: "Patience, patience, little dear, everything has to be in order." Veruca: You're a rotten mean fater you never give me anything I want. And I won't go to school till I have it don't lose your head Augustus, we wouldn't want anyone to lose that...yet Oompa loompa gobble dee doo I've got another riddle for you. Oompa loompa gobble dee dee if you are wise you will listen to me.
What do you get when your child is a brat? Pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat. Blaming the kid is a lie and sham. It's time to place the blame where it obviously belongs. Place the blame on mom and dad.
Oompa loompa gobble dee dar given good manners you will go far like the Oompa loompa gobble dee doo. AUGUSTUS! SWEETHEART! Save some room for later!
-Mrs. Gloop (Augusts' momma)
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