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[showing Mimi how to use the toilet] Before you pee, you lift the seat; after you pee, you put the seat back down. Females in tribe start war over this. Many deaths. -Michael Cromwell
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The Shadow Quotes

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Lamont: Am I in hell?
Tulku: Not yet...
-Lamont and Tulku
Join me, or die!
-Shiwan Khan
What a FASCINATING woman!!
-Farley Claymore
It's because...I...don't...like you!
-Margo Lane
Why am I talking to the back of your neck?
-Wainwright Barth
You...are a barbarian.
-Lamont
You know what I love about this job?...The excitement...
-Moe the Cab Driver
Lamont: Uncle Wainwright, are you sure you're not dead?
Wainwright: Not by a long shot...
-Lamont and Wainwright
...Oh, THAT knife...
-Lamont Cranston

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