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...Big-fat bug-eyed baby-eating O'brien?
(woman responds) Ay!
-Captain Arrow: (speaking of captain) Is he bad tempered? The man is a raging volcano, tormented by inner demons the likes of which mere mortals cannot fathom.
Gonzo: He's got demons? Cool!
-Mr. Arrow and Gonzo Gonzo: It just feels so weird...
Rizzo: What? That Mr. Arrow is dead?
Gonzo: Well, that...and my pants are filled with starfish.
Rizzo: ....You and your hobbies!!
-Rizzo and Gonzo John: So where'd ya get that necklace yer wearin'...the one made of Spanish doubloons?
Piggy: Ummmm...shopping channel?
-Long John and Miss Piggy Jim: Kill Captain Smollet, and you'll have to kill me.
Gonzo: Kill Jim, and you'll have to kill me.
Fozzy: Kill Gonzo and you'll have to kill me!
Rizzo: Kill Squire Trelawney and Mr. Bimbo and you'll have to...negotiate strenuously!
-Jim, Gonzo, Fozzy, Rizzo To the north west, multi-armed Zanzabanian short women, and their exploding wings of death!!
-Gonzo Mr. Bimbo lives in my finger. He's VERY smart! He's been to the moon...(consults finger) thank you...TWICE!
-Fozzy Bear He died?! And this is supposed to be a kids' movie!!
-Rizzo I'm not Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim. HE's Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim!!!
-Gonzo We're standing in a room with a DEAD GUY!!!!
-Rizzo Rizzo: I think he's some kind of blind fiend.
Gonzo: I think they'd prefer visually challenged fiend.
-Rizzo and Gonzo What an imagination! First pirates, now talking parrots...what's next? A singing, dancing mouse with his own amusement park? Woohoo!
-Polly the Lobster Waterskier: I'm gettin' tired!
Rat in Boat: What?!
Waterskier: I'm gettin' tired!!
Rat in Boat: He said go faster!!
Waterskier: I'M GETTIN' TIRED!!!
-Waterskiing Rat and others in boat And tomorrow we'll have roast sucklin'...potatoes...
-Mrs. Brimmely Pol-i-ticks! Pol-i-ticks!
-Animal Smally! Smally! He's our man! If he can't do it, no one can. YAAAAAY!
-Mice You know. Cabin fevah! Ah!...That.
-Clueless Captain: Clueless Morgan? Clueless: Huh?
-Captain and Clueless Benjamina Gunn: You can't hurt my frog.
-Benjamina Gunn Billy Bones: How does she bloody do that
-Billy Bones Waldorf, you old fool! We're heroes! We saved the pig and the frog.' 'Well, it was too late to save the movie.
-Statler Waldorf Gonzo: I'm getting taller. This is cool; I may have a future in the NBA
-Gonzo Who hired this crew? This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch of cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I have ever seen, so who hired them?
-Kermit There are pirates looking for this map.' 'Yeah, and they want to KILL us for it! Isn't that exciting?
-Jim Hawkins Gonzo Benjamina (Piggy): All right. No more Ms. Nice Guy.
-Benjamina Gunn Run, Rizzo, Run!" "I'm going as fast as I can...
-Gonzo, Rizzo You, you were in charge of cleaning the deck, fifty lashes and then you will walk the plank. Smollet: I didn't say that. Arrow: I was anticipating your whim, sir.
-Mr. Arrow I'VE GOT CABIN FEVER!!
-Pirate
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