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Excuese me, I don't think that belongs to you.
-Fozzie Bear Could somebody turn off the light?" (light bulb drops to the floor as it switches off) "Thank you.
-Kermit Oh, great! The plane is landing!
-Kermit I guess all's well that ends well.' 'I don't care, as long as it ends.
-Statler Waldorf What are you doing here?" "A very brief cameo." "Me too.
-Truck Driver Oscar the Grouch Fozzie: [about run-down hotel] If that's the Happiness Hotel, I'd hate to see what the sad one looks like.
-Fozzie Kermit: I hate to be rude, but we're trying to do a movie.
-Kermit Miss Piggy: What am I? A glutton for punishment?
-Miss Piggy Mr. Holiday, sir. Will you let him go? If you hold him too long, he'll just give you warts.
-Fozzie Sam the Eagle: You are all - WEIRDOS.
-Sam the Eagle Look, Mother. It's my life. OK. So if I want to live on a beach and walk around naked...
-Janice Mr. Holiday, did you order a gross of flowered socks?
-Delivery Man MISS PIGGY STOLE MY NECKLACE!
-Woman Let me talk to them. Woof woof. Woof woof. [dogs heel] It helps to know a second language.
-Rowlf Pops: "Somebody's checking in!" (dings his service bell)
Guests: (opening their doors) "SOMEBODY'S CHECKING IN?!"
-Pops and other guests at the Happiness Hotel Kermit: Nicky. Why are you doing this?
Nicky: Why? Because I'm a villian. It's pure and simple.
-Kermit and Nicky Fozzie: "Kermit? What does B. S. C. stand for?"
Kermit: "I dunno.
-Fozzie and Kermit Fozzie: "Uh, I think that's the English River."
Gonzo: "Oh. I'll take a picture of it. Say cheese!"
-Fozzie and Gonzo Fozzie: "Hey Kermit, I'm getting hungry."
Gonzo: "Call room service."
Kermit: "There's no phone."
Rizzo: "That's OK, there's no food, either." Pops: Say, how are ya'll fixin' to pay for this?
Kermit: What are our choices?
Pops: A) Crdeit Card B) Cash C) Sneak out in the middle of the night.
Fozzy: We'll take C.
Pops: Very popular choice.
Pops, Kermit, and Fozzy Editor: Now I ask you wich one would you read?
Fozzy: I read the one that has 'Dear Abby'. Pops: Looks like 'Steering Wheel Soufflés for dinner.
Janice: AGAIN?!?
Fozzy: I think I got my elbow in the picture.
Gonzo: That’s OK, adds human interest.
Fozzy: But I’m a bear.
Miss Piggy: I'll be stuck in the Big House for life! "Uh, don't we have a gig around here or somethin'?"
-Zoot "Hey, gimme my night life!"
-Dr. Teeth "My luggage was sent out the door. Luckily, my radio is frozen to my wrist."
-Scooter "Fozzie! This is all very embarrassing!""Don't worry Kermit, it won't leave this room." "Here is a Muppet News Flash! Kermit the frog to date Lady Holiday! Details at 11!"
-Kermit, Fozzie, and the Muppet News Flash anchorman
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