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The Muppet Christmas Carol Quotes

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God save my little broken body!!
-Rizzo
No cheeses for us meeses!
-Singing Mice
Hey, hey, hey, hey, HEY!!!! Light the lamp, not the rat, LIGHT THE LAMP, NOT THE RAT!!!
-Rizzo
I dropped my jelly beans!
-Rizzo
There's a mole on my thumb, and a scar on my wrist, from when I fell of my bicycle!
-Gonzo
Mother always taught me: "Never eat singing food."

-Rizzo
If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour.
-Vegetables
Gonzo: I am here to tell the story.
Rizzo the Rat: And I am here for the food.

-Gonzo and Rizzo
*How would the bookkeeping staff like to be suddenly... UNEMPLOYED?* *[singing] HEAT WAVE. This is my island in the sun.*

-Scrooge and Rat-people
We're Marley and Marley! We're Marley and Marley!
-Marley and Marley
There goes Mr. Humbug, there goes Mr. Grim. If they gave a prize for being mean, the winner would be him.
-Puppet People
Melon: Hey, I'm being stolen. Help me! Help me!
-Melon
The world's got a shine today. The world's got a glow. There's no such thing as strangers when a stranger says hello.
-Kermit
The world is at her best, you know, when people love and care.
-Kermit
Scrooge: You're a little absentminded, Spirit.
Ghost: No! I'm a LARGE absentminded spirit. Ho, ho, ho.
Scrooge and Christmas Present
Rizzo: I came down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose!
Gonzo: You get to have all the fun.
SAM the Eagle: You will like 'Business'. It is the American way. (Gonzo wispers in his ear) Oh Yah. It is the 'British' way.
Fozziwig: This is the time for me to make a little speech

Marleys: It's time for us to take a little nap
"How would the Book Keeping Staff suddenly like to be...UNEMPLOYED!"-Scrooge, "Heat Wave! This is me island in the sun!" - The Bookeepers.

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