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Heros get remeembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart kid, and you'll never go wrong.
-The Babe Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking. Just have fun
-Benny Been plan'in it for years.
-Squints You're kill'in me Smalls!
-Ham I'am baking like a toaster cheeser it's so hot here.
-Porter YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL
-Porter How can I have some more when I haven't had any yet?
-smalls He's an L 7 weeeeeeeniiiiie
-Squints THE BEAST!
-The Whole Gang Hurry up, Smalls! My clothes are goin' outta style!
-Squints My life... was over
-Smalls as adult Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand.
[Everyone raises their hands]
-Benny [after Wendy Peffercorn pulls Squints from the pool] God, he looks like a dead fish.
-Bertram For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver!
-Squints That ball you just hit, it's worth more than your whole life, man!
-Benny Squints was pervin a dish.
-YaYa Benny: You got a fire place? Smalls: Yeah, why? Benny: throw that hat in there.
-benny & smalls Ham: The Great Bambino!!
Smalls: Oh my God, you mean he's the same guy?!
team: YES!!
-ham, smalls, and team Mr. Myrtle: George signed this?
Scottie: George Herman Ruth? Yeah.
Mr. Myrtle: I take it back. You're not in trouble. You're dead where you stand.
-Mr. Myrtle, Scottie (Squints grabs Wendy and kisses her)
Wendy: "AH, YOU LITTLE PERVERT!"
Timmy: "Aw man, he's in deep shit." The Whole Gang: "THE POOL HONEYS!!!" Smalls: "Oh! The Great Bambino! Of course! I thought you meant The Great BAMBI!"
Ham: "That wimpy deer??"
Smalls: "Yeah..." Yaya: "Ya ya, You're dead meat smalls!" Quince: Everyday she just sits there. Lotioning and oiling. Oiling and lotioning. I can't take it no more! Ham Porter: "Is that your sister out there in left field, naked? She's naked?"
Phillips: [swings and misses again] "SHUT UP PORTER!'
Ham Porter: "Hey, hey, hey, I'm just trying to start a friendly conversation, come on."
Ham Porter: [two seconds later] "Think she'll go out with me?"
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