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Yes, he looked at me and said, "Doc," he said, "Some time, when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell 'em to get out there and give it all they've got. And win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then.
-Rumack Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.
-Clarence Oveur A bobby pin? What the hell is the man doing with a bobby pin?
-Murdock Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.
-Simon Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.
-Simon No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure... supple, pouting breasts... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.
-Hanging Lady The survival of everyone on board depends on just one thing: finding someone on board who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.
-Rumack I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
-Rumack There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
-Elaine Dickinson Surely you can't be serious.
-Ted Striker Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
-Captain Oveur That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
-Captain Oveur We have clearance Clarence.
-Roger Murdock Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
-Steve McCroskey Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
-Rex Kramer Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol.
-Johnny A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
-Elaine Dickinson concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...
-Ted Striker Man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
-First Jive Dude Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
-Second Jive Dude You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
-Rumack Joey, you like movies about gladiators?
-Clarence Oveur You ever been in a cockpit before?
No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
You ever seen a grown man naked?
-Captain Oveur and Joey Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
-Captain Oveur I havent seen anything this bad since the Anita Bryant concert.
-Dr Rumack Yo, what it is big mama? I raised no dummies I kept my rep.
-JIVE TALKER Flower Seller: "Would you like to make a donation to the Church Of Religious Consciousness?"
Krishna: "No, thanks. We gave at the office!" Ted (thinking to himself): I've got to concentrate, concentrate, concentrate. Hello, hello, hello. Echo, echo, echo. McCroskey: How about some coffee Johhny?
Johnny: No thanks. Ted Striker: No dice Kramer. I am calling the shots and I say Chicago we are coming in. I guess the foot's on the other hand now. Jive Lady: Oh stewardess, I speak jive. Little Girl: "I like my coffee like I like my men...Black!"
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