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The Flintstones Quotes

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YABBA DABBA DOO!
-Fred
Are there six or seven I's in 'Fliiiiiii - '?
-Dictabird
'Whatcha got today?' 'Lizard & Onions. Want half?' 'Sure!'
-Joe Rockhead Hoagie
You could've married Elliot Firestone, the man who invented the wheel.
-Wilma's Mom
Miss Stone, I'd like you to meet my wife, Mrs. Flagstone, and our daughter... uh... uh... isn't she beautiful? My family.
-Fred Flintstone
'So, Fred, what am I gonna call you now? Boss? Chief?' 'No, simply Your Highness will do.'
-Barney Rubble Fred Flintstone
F: Barney, quick, what's my name? B: Fred Flintstone! F: Don't toy with me, Barn.
-Fred Barney
Barney Rubble has been my neighbor, my lodge brother and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade.
-Fred Flintstone
'Can I get you anything? Coffee?' 'Sure.' 'How would you like it?' 'In a cup?' 'Bold choice, Mr. Flintstone!'
-Sharon Stone Fred Flintstone
'And that is more important to you than 30 years of friendship?' 'It is on a hot day.'
-Wilma Fred
We'll make new friends, there's 4,000 other people in this world!
-Fred Flintstone
Wilma: I cannot believe you just sat there and let them walk out on us. Fred: At least I can walk around the house in my underwear again.
-Wilma Fred
I hate to bush your bubble, but if you build houses this small, who's gonna live in them?
-Fred Flintstone
'Mrs. Rubble, there seems to be a slight problem with your credit card.' Really? What's that?' 'It's no damn good!'
-Cashier Betty Rubble
Cliff Vandercave: Son of a Brachiosaurus!
-Cliff Vandercave
Barney, do you have to do everything Fred does?
-Betty Rubble
Fred: I'm only one man. Barney: Not from the back.
-Fred Flintstone Barney Rubble
Fred:That's it! Where's my club Wilma?!
Wilma's mom:And you just try it, fatso!

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