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This is my rifle, this is my gun
This is for fighting, and this is for fun.
-platoon There are only 2 things that come from texas, Steers and queers.
-drill seargant You're ass looks like a hundred and fifty pounds of chewed bubblegum.
-Gunnery Seargant Hartman (Singing) Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Jesus. Happy birthday to you!
-The Gunny And His Recruits private pile- "my rifles name is sharlene, there are many like it but this one is mine" Joker- "is that you? is that you john wayne?
Drill inst- "who said that? who in the f**k just signed there own death warrant? (looking at pvt snowball) was it you?
pvt snowball- sir no sir. Drill Sergeant: "You climb obstacles like old people f***. You're too slow."
Drill Sergeant: "The f***in war will be over by the time we get up there. Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint? Are you going to pass out and die? Then do it now!!!" I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!
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