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What are you some kind of punker? I hate punkers.
-Casey Jones Aw, a fellow chucker, eh?
-Michaelangelo Wise man say, 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.'
-Michelangelo How 'bout a five minute game misconduct for roughin', pal?
-Raphael You've fight well in the old style, but you've caused me enough trouble. Now you face...The Shredder.
-Shredder All fathers care for their sons.
-Splinter Gosh, it's kinda like 'Moon Lighting' isn't it?
-Donatello The class is Pain 101. Your instructor is Casey Jones.
-Casey Jones Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki. But something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be...*yells* ...Without honor.
-Splinter & Shredder God, I love being a Turtle!
-Michelangelo You're mouth may cause you much trouble, Miss 'O Neil. I deliver a message...*slaps face* ..SHUT IT!
-Foot Ninja Cricket?! Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.
-Raphael Never lower your eyes to an enemy.
-Tatsu Let's go for it!
-Michelangelo I Love Being A Turtle
-Michaelangelo Huh, and I thought everybody loved Vannah.
(after he does the wheel of fourtune in Aprils apartment when the foot attack)
-Mikey You are here because the outside world rejects you. This is your family. I am your father. I want you all to become full members of The Foot. There is a new enemy... freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears. Find them.
-Shredder Yeah, Im crazy Leo Alright? I'm loony, Okay?
-Raphiel Whoa! *swoosh* Hiya! *punch* I love being a Turtle!
-Michaelangelo KOWABUNGA DUDE!!!!!!!
-All! (He knocks out a few Foot Ninjas)
"Hey, how you guys expect to beat me?"
(Then he sees that they have begun to surround him)
"Good answer, good answer."
-Rapheal Question: Do you like penicillin on your pizza?
-Donatello Fools. Ha ha. The three of you might have overpowered me with the loss of but one. Now your fate will be his.
-Shredder I have always liked... Cowabunga.
-Splinter [Watching a "Tortoise and the Hare" cartoon on TV] You believe this guy? Come on, Ninja kick the damn rabbit. Do something.
-Michaelangelo We are presently executing a plan of redeployment that will minimize response time while maximizing coordination between patrol units in a decentralized networking scheme.
-Chief Sterns We have had our first battle, Master Splinter. They were many, but we kicked... We fought well.
-Leonardo [to casey jones] I wouldn't ask for your help if you were the last THING on the face of this planet.
-April [about April's farmhouse] Hey, didn't they use this place in The Grapes of Wrath?
-Casey Jones Why? Why, Oh I don't know, 'cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, 'couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?
-Raphael Don: Bossanova!! Leo: Bossanova??
-Donnie and Leo presenting the new turbo ginsu. it slices, and dices and makes french fryes in 3 diferent... opps! splinter: hmm kids
-mikey/ splinter (mikey faces off with a foot nunchucker) ohh a fellow chucker ae(after duel) Keep practicing
-mikey uhh, do you mind telling me what you are doing with my little green pals here
-casey jones man! and I thought salesmen were very pushey
-mikey I made a funny.
-Splinter tatsu: i wonder, why do the turtles bother you master. Shredder: its the way you discribed there fighting, its like somthing from the past
-tatsu and shredder *walks into kitchen rubbing shoulder points to can of Turtle Wax and shrugs shoulders with a grin . . . takes it and leaves*
-Michaelangelo "Ohhh, you dirty rat. . . . you killed my brother" April: "That must be Splinter's favorite" Turtles: "huh?"
-Michaelangelo "Hey mikey, can you crunch any louder, I can still hear outta dis ear" *Mikey shrugs his shoulders and leans in closer to raph and takes a louder bite of his candy bar*
-Raphael {during raph and loe's big fight.} (mike) fight.....(don)fight....(mike) kitchen...(don) kitchen...(together)yeah .[atfer fight in kitchen](mike)..porkrine...(don with full mouth of food).....porkrine
-mike & don Michelangelo: "Can we keep her?" Rapheal DAMN! Casey Jones: "Thats gonna cost you tinker bell" i'll never call golf a dull sport again - Casey jones Donatello: "Oh i get it, Your a clostrafobic!"
Casey Jones: "You want a punch in the mouth. I never even looked at a guy!"
Mike: "Pizza dude's got thirty seconds."
Don: "Hey Mike you ever think about what Master Splinter said, you know about not always being there."
Mike: "...Times up!" KC Jones: "uhh, do you mind telling me what you are doing with my little green pal over there? Whoa! whose the babe?!"
Leo: "Who the heck is that?"
Mike: "Wayne Gretske...On steroids?" Pizza dude : 122 and an eighth....122 and an eighth... terrific... where the heck is 122 and an eighth?
raph: youre standing on it dude! Leonardo: "We're going back." Are you some kinda punker? I hate punkers....
Raphael: (chasing after Casey) "Come back here! I'm not finished with you! DAAAAMMMNN!!!" Michaelangelo: "Ooh, a fellow chucker, eh?" Donatello: (about Raph) "Hey, look! I think he's blushing!"
Raphael: "I am not!"
Donatello: "I think he's actually turning red!" (Raph throws a sai at him) "Uh... Maybe not." Leonardo: (after the Foot Ninjas barge in) "And I thought insurance salesmen were pushy!" Keep practicing
-Michelangleo Casey Jones: "Afraid? you think im afraid to sleep down here. You know what, i don't have to take this about being afraid. Im sleeping in the truck!" Taxi passenger: What the heck was that?
Taxi drvier: Looked like some big turtle in a trench coat. Raphael: So what are we gonna do? Splinter's out there somewhere.
Leonardo: What *can* we do about it? April's our only lead to these guys. We have to wait until she comes up with something.
Raphael: Oh, so that's the plan from our *great leader*, huh? Just sit here on our butts.
Michaelangelo: [guessing what's about to happen] Fight?
Donatello: Fight.
Michaelangelo: Kichen?
Donatello: Kitchen.
Michaelangelo: Yyyyeah.
Leonardo: I never said I was your great leader.
Raphael: Well, you sure act like it sometimes.
Leonardo: Yeah? Well, you act like a *jerk* sometimes, you know that? And this attitude of yours isn't helping anything.
Raphael: Yeah? Well maybe I'll just take my attitude and leave.
Leonardo: Why don't you?
Raphael: Good. Great.
[walks out the door]
Leonardo: Go ahead. We don't need you.
Michaelangelo: [listening from the kitchen] Pork rind?
Donatello: [mouth full] Pork rind. Michaelangelo: [watching a "Tortoise and the Hare" cartoon on TV] You believe this guy? Come on, Ninja kick the damn rabbit. Do something.
Thug: [of Raph] What the hell was that?
Thug: I - I don't know.
Casey Jones: [jumps down next to them] Now *that*, was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes. And *this* is the penalty.
[knocks them over with his hockey stick]
Casey Jones: Two minutes for slashing...
[does it again]
Casey Jones: Two minutes for hooking...
[again]
Casey Jones: And let's not forget my personal favorite: two minutes for high sticking.
Raphael: [jumps in and knocks him down] How about a five-minute game misconduct for roughing, pal?
Casey Jones: Hey, Bogey... who died and made you referee? You did your job, now get out of here and let me do mine, all right? These JV low lifes need to be taught a lesson.
Raphael: Not like that they don't. Not from you.
Casey Jones: [turns to see the thugs running away, turns back] Well, it looks like you're the one who needs to be taught a lesson, pal.
[pulls out two ball bats]
Casey Jones: The class is Pain 101. Your instructor is Casey Jones.
Raphael: Look, I don't wanna fight you.
Casey Jones: Yeah, well, tough rocks, pal.
Casey Jones: Lead the way, Toots.
April: "Toots"?
Casey Jones: Babe? Sweetcakes? Ah - Princess! You wanna throw me a clue here? I'm drowning.
April: Hey, you know what, that's okay. I'll do it myself.
Casey Jones: Fine, it's up to you. Just don't come around here asking for my help anymore.
April: Casey, I wouldn't ask for your help if you were the last THING on the face of this planet. Casey Jones: Not even close, Zip-neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.
Donatello: No way, Atomic-mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now.
Casey Jones: Gilligan was a geek, Barfarooni.
Donatello: *You're* the geek, Camel-breath.
Casey Jones: Dome-head.
Donatello: Elf-lips.
Casey Jones: [of the van they were repairing] Okay, let's give this a try, Fongoid.
Donatello: Here goes. What are we on?
Casey Jones: Uh, "G".
Donatello: Here goes, Gak-face.
Casey Jones: I'm ready, Hose-brain Michaelangelo: [while Leonardo slices the pizza] Yes, friends, the new tubo ginsu. Wa-hoo! It dices, it slices, and it makes French fries and three different...
[a pizza slice lands on Splinter's head]
Michaelangelo: WHOOPS.
Splinter: Kids.
Splinter: [Leonardo meditates heavily] ... Leonardo.
Leonardo: Huh? Splinter!
Raphael: [inside playing a board game] "What Russian novel, embraces more than 500 characters, is set in the Napoleotic wars?"
Donatello: 'War and Peace'.
Leonardo: [bursting in] He's alive.
Raphael: [Leo walks right on the board game] Hey!
Donatello: Game smash.
Leonardo: Splinter's alive.
Donatello: We know, Leo, of course he is. We all think he's alive.
Leonardo: I don't *think*. I *know*.
Donatello: Huh? Leonardo: We were awesome!
Michaelangelo: Bodacious!
Raphael: Bitchin'!
Donatello: Uh...
Michaelangelo: Gnarly!
Leonardo: Radical!
Raphael: Totally tubular, dude!
Michaelangelo: Wicked!
Leonardo: Hellacious!
Donatello: Uh, mega...
Splinter: [clears his throat, they all shut up] I have always liked... Cowabunga.
Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael, Donatello: [puase] COWABUNGA!
Splinter: [laughs] I made a funny!
Leonardo: [Raphael has brought an unconscious April O'Neil into the sewer] Are you crazy?
Raphael: Yeah, Leo - I'm crazy, OK? A loony, OK?
Donatello: But why?
Raphael: Why? Why - Oh I don't know, 'cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think? What, you call that there, and this here, family?
-Casey Jones I shall finish what I begin with your ear aahhhhhhh!!!
-Shredder What I'm I behind on my sony payments again
-April Now I know how it feels to travel without a greencard
-Raph (kisses the golf club) I'll never call golf a dull game again
-Casey Jones
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