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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead Quotes

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Hey, get out.
-Kenny
Rose Lindsey: Where is Carolyn?
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell: Mouse brown hair? Gives you a headache? Talks like she's chewing her face?
Rose Lindsey: That's her.
Walter Crandell: She doesn't look dead.
Zach Crandell: That's because it just happened. So you can't really tell, like MacGyver.
Zach Crandell: We told you to talk to her. We didn't want you to send her to the glue factory.
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell: I didn't kill her, Zach. She died in her sleep.
Melissa Crandell: Probably choked on her whistle.
Melissa Crandell: We have to get up at the butt-crack of dawn to tidy up the garage!
Mom: Melissa, want to get down from there?
Melissa Crandell: No.
Mom: Get down from there.
Bryan: Park it yourself, Metallica breath!
Rose Lindsey: Sue Ellen, have you ever had a 48 hour orgasm?
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell: No, I've never been to Santa Barbara.

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