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(rasping) This is the pit of despair don't...*cough cough cough*...(clearly) don't even think about trying to escape.
-The Albino INCONCEIVABLE!
-Vizzini Hallo. My name is Indigo Montoya. Yoiu killed my father prepare to die!"
-Indigo -No more rhyming now i mean it.
-Anybody want a peanut?
-Vizzini & Fezik Thank you for bringing up such a painful memory. While you're at it why dont you give a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice in it? We're closed!!!
-miracle max Have fun storming the castle.
-Miracle Max As you wish
-Farm Boy No, he's only "Mostly Dead". You know what to do when they're "All Dead"? You look through their pockets for loose change.
-Miracle Max Inconceivable!
-Vizzini Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
-Vizzini Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father, Prepare to die.
-Indigo Montoya Yes, you're very smart. Shut up.
-The Grandfather (talking to unconcious Fizzick) Sleep well, my friend...and dream of large women.
-Wesley Buttercup - But Wesley...what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
Wesley - Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist...
-Buttercup and Wesley Wesley - Give us the gate key.
Gatekeeper - I...uh...have no gate key.
Indigo - Fizzick, tear his arms off.
Gatekeeper - Oh, you mean THIS gate key?
-Wesley, Indigo, and Gatekeeper It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
-Fessik Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togever today. Wuv, true wuv that bwessed awangement, that dweam within a dweam.
-Priest King: "What was that for?" Buttercup: "Because you've always been so kind to me and I won't be seeing you anymore since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon sweet." King: "Won't that be nice. She kissed me!"
-Buttercup [Prince] "Man and Wife!! Say Man and Wife!!!"
[Priest] "Man and wife."
-Group You seem a decent fellow I hate to kill you. " You seem a decent fellow I hate to die.
-Wesley and Indigo Inconcieveable!" "You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
-Vizzini and Indigo To the Pain!
-Wesley I'm sory, I didn't mean to jog him so hard.
-Fessik You know, I've been in the revenge business for so long, now I don't know what to do with the rest of my life. (Wesley) Have you considered Piracy? You'd make a great Dread Pirate Roberts.
-Inigo Montoya I'll explain and use small words to make sure you understand, you warthog faced babboon.
-Wesley There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
-Wesley >Offer me money.
>>All you want.
>Offer me power.
>>Yes, all power.
>Offer me anything I want.
>>Yes, Yes! Anything you want!
>I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
-Inigo Montoya and Count Rugen Try ruling the world sometime.
-Prince Humperdinck Boo! Boo! So bow to the Queen of Rubbish, the Queen of Putrescence, The Queen of Garbage, for that's what she is! Boo! Boo! Boo!
-Old Woman This is for posterity. Tell me, how do you feel? And please, be honest.
-Count Rugen I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!
-Valerie So, let me 'splain. No, there's too much. Let me sum up.
-Inigo Montoya I think that everything is a trap, which is why I'm still alive.
-Prince Humperdinck "That's right, when I was your age television was called "books".
-Grandfather "You ARE the brute squad"
-Miracle Max
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