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American Pie Quotes

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My friends call me Nova... as in, "Casa"-nova.
-Oz
Well, they're safer than a tube sock.
-Jim's Dad
Go over there, and ask her if she needs an extra hand.
-Kevin
Hey Minuteman!
-Kevin
Stop hyperventilating.
-Finch
Jackpot, baby!
-Jim
She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!
-Jim
God bless the Internet.
-Finch
No, no! I think he's trying to watch some illegal channels, here!
-Jim's Mom
We'll just tell your mother that, uh... we ate it all.
-Jim's Dad
I'm a sophisticated robot sent back in time to change the world for one lucky lady.
-Sherman
This one time, at band camp…
-Michelle
[Finch] won't have a problem taking a dump at school any more. Slipped a little something into his Moccachino.
-Stifler
suck me beautiful!
-stiffler
hey stifler, how was the pale ale?
-Kevin
did you hear that finch had an affair with an older woman?...that one was my favorite!
-Becky
man, that chick is a MILF!
-party guy
come on choir girl, hit that high C...aaaaaaaa!
-Stiffler
oh my god....your gay!
-Stiffler
Oh stiffler's mom!

-Finch
My friends call me Nova, you know, Casanova

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