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That's a fact, Jack!
-John Winger
A lean mean fighting machine
-Ox and Winger
Chicks dig me... because I rarely wear underwear.

-Jon winger
You ever had the Aunt Jemima treatment?
-Jack Winger
My name's Francis, but my friends call me Psycho. Any of you call me Francis, and I'll kill you. And any of you touch my stuff, and I'll kill you. And any of you "homo's" touch me, and I'll kill you.
-Francis
Have that removed.
-Base Commander
Are either of you gay? (Reitman) No, but we're willing to try.
-Recruiting Officer
(commander) and just what kind of training have you been doing? (soldiers) Army training Sir! (Commander) Is it true that you have been doing it without a Platoon Leader? (soldiers) That's The Fact Jack!
-Soldiers
Lighten up Frances.
-Sgt. Hulka

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