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I happen to LIKE the roller coaster, okay? As far as I'm concerned, your grandmother is brilliant.
-Karen Yeah if she's so brilliant why is she sitting in our NEIGHBOR'S CAR?
-Gil Nice shot son! It's important to be supportive. Come on lets sing one of the old tunes. "When you're sliding into home and you're pants are full of foam, Diarerra - "
-Gil Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.
-Gil I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!
-Julie You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.
-Tod hey nathan, patty a doctor yet?
-gil frank: "was it george or helen or susans wedding I got drunk at?"
gil: "it was all three dad, congratulations!
-frank and gil taylor: "mommy what was that?!"
karen: "it was...an...electric ear cleaner"
taylor: "sure was big!"
grandma: "it sure was!
-taylor, karen and grandma (after the discovery of the vibrator) lets have 5, lets have 6, LETS HAVE A DOZEN AND PRETEND THEIR DOUGHNUTS!
-Gil (on children) todd: "im not like you okay, I didnt get 13,000 on my S.A.T'S okay, IM STUPID OKAY!"
Julie: "OKAY!
-todd and julie can I be frank? that..is one messed up little dude
-todd nathan: "patty, if you want to have an ordinary academic career and attend an ordinary university thats your perogitive, but i must say I think your selling yourself way short
susan: "patty you know we love you, can you just give your father that b
-nathan, susan and patty (who's 4) helen: "HI GARRY!"
garry: "hi"
julie: "im moving out garry"
garry: "bye"
Helen: "SEE, you've upset your brother!
-helen, garry and julie
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