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Mike: "This part reminds me of 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers."
Stacy: "How did they kill them?"
Mike: "They didn't." Nick: "Really, Mike, it's logically stupid for you to be worried by this." David: "I don't exactly call a disappearing raw chicken a murder attempt." Stacy: "He IS a horror film - a walking, talking horror film!" Mike: "Oh great, it controls minds, it eats people, it reproduces!" Mike: "Name a horror movie - ANY horror movie." Doreen: "You really think there's something out there trying to kill us?"
[Something inside the house breaks]
Mike: "No, now it may be inside." Doreen: "Where's Jim?"
Mike: "He's melting in the other room." Mike: "If we can confuse the creature enough to beat the crap out of itself we could get close enough to axe it." Mike: "That ought to stop it for now. No one likes a mouth full of shaving cream." Mike: "We don't know anything about this creature other than it, like everyone else, hates a mouth full of shaving cream." Stacy: "This feels like mud."
Mike: "It is mud. Dirt and water make mud. You learn something new every day." Jim: "This asshole comes down here looking like Friday the 13th trying to scare us!" Mike: "Is someone paying you to stand by an open window? There are some razor blades in the corner you can play with if you like."
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