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Food fight!
-Bluto Dean Wormer's plotting to get rid of Delta House
Greg Marmalard: But Delta's already on probation.
Dean Vernon Wormer: They are? Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!
-Dean Wormer/ Marmalard May I have ten thousand marbles, please?
-Flounder Dean Vernon Wormer: The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.
-Dean Wormer Pinto: I was thinking, maybe we could get some beer.
Clorette De Pasto: Nah, not tonight. Besides, you might get lucky without it.
Clorette De Pasto: Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married.
-Pinto/Clorette Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
-Dean Wormer See if you can guess what I am now.
(puts a hard boiled egg in his mouth, chews it, hits his cheeks with his fists and spits it out) I'm a zit. Get it?
-Bluto Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.
-Bluto That boy is a P-I-G pig.
-Babs Do you mind if we dance with your dates?
-Mean Dude Ramming speed!
-D-Day I hate those guys.
-Dean Vernon Wormer You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty!
-Neidermeyer Bluto--"From now on your Delta Tau Kai name is.........Pinto!"
Pinto--"Why Pinto?"
Bluto--"BELCH.....WHY NOT!"
-Pinto/Bluto They put the oooommmm mou mou, oh oh oh oh...back in to my smile
-Ottis Day Boone, we're the only white people here.
-Pinto Is that a PLEDGE PIN ON YOUR UNIFORM!!!
-Neidermeyer Bluto: "Holy s***!"
D-Day: "There were blanks in that gun!"
Flounder: "I didn't even point the gun at him!"
Bluto: "Holy s***!"
D-Day: "There WERE blanks in that gun!"
Flounder: "Maybe he had a heart-attack..."
Bluto: "HOLY S***!!!" Flounder: You guys playing cards? Flounder: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Boon: Face it, Kent. You threw up *on* Dean Wormer. Dean Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Greg: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.
Dean Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Greg: You're talking about Delta, sir.
Dean Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP! Folk Singer: "I gave my love a cherry that had no stone..." Folk Singer: "I gave my love a story that had no end..." Folk Singer: "I gave..."
(Bluto takes his guitar and smashes it against the wall)
Bluto: "Sorry!"
Bluto: "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
Otter: "Germans?"
Boon: "Forget it. He's rolling." Folk Singer: I gave my love a chicken that had no bone..."
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