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Someone's gotta go back for a shit-load of nickels.
-Taggart Bart: I better go check out this Mongo character.
[Bart reaches for his gun]
Jim: Oh no, don't do that.
Bart: Why not?
Jim: If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.
-Bart & Jim Badges We dont need no stinkin Badges
-Mexican Bandito Excuse me while I whip this out.
-Bart well...my name is Jim, but my friends call me...Jim.
-Jim What in The Wide Wide World of Sports is a'goin On Here?!
-Taggart Well, to tell the family secret......my grandmother was dutch.
-Bart Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: "We" aren't sure. Are "we" black?
Bart: Yes we are.
Jim: Well then we are awake, But we are Very puzzled.
-Bart and Jim Please,You're making a German Spectacle of yourself.
Auf Weidersein Baby
-Bart Mongo only pawn....in game of life.
-Mongo But where will I find such a man? And why am I asking you?
-Heddly Lamar I want, Rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, Mugs, Pugs, Thugs, Nitwits, Half-wits, Dimwits, Vipers, Snipers, Con men, Indian Agents, Mexican Bandits. Muggers, Buggerers, Bushwhackers, Bulldykes, Hornswagglers, Train robbers, Ass-Kickers, Shit-Kickers......an
-Heddly Lamar and Taggart Charlie: Bart!!!! They said you was hung!
Bart: And they was Right!!
-Charile and Bart Gee, Mister Lamar. You use your tongue purdier than a twenty dollar whore.
-Taggart Lili Von Schtup: (After being handed a flower by Bart) "A wed wose...How womantic!" Governor Lepetomane: "HOLY UNDERWEAR!" Bart: (After having fooled the citizens of Rock Ridge) "Oh, baby, you are so smooth!" (Turning to the camera) "And they are so DUMB!" Mongo: "Mongo like candy!" Sheriff Bart: "Oh, baby, you are so talented... And they are so dumb!" jim-hey boys! look what ive got here!
bart- hey where are the white women at?
jim and bart
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