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Tough Guy: "Hey, where ya goin', big nose?"
C.D: "Pardon me?"
Tough Guy: "You heard me...Big nose!" C.D: "Is that it?"
Tough Guy: "Yeah!"
C.D: "Well, you really got me on that one, didn't you?" C.D: "Oh, wait a second! What a waste of an opportunity!"
Tough Guy: "What?"
C.D: "Well, I mean you've got somebody standing in front of you with this (pointing at his nose), and all you could think up is Big Nose!" Tough Guy: "I suppose you could think of something better?"
C.D: "Yeah, I think I could think up something better! Come here!" C.D: "With this dart, whatever number you hit, that's how many I'll think up." C.D: (Noticing the number the Tough Guy hit) "20! 2 out of 3, 2 out of 3!"
(The Tough Guy throws and hits 20 again)
C.D: "20!"
Tough Guy: "Darts Champion, Denver, 1987!" Dixie: "Come on, Charlie! You can do it!"
C.D: "Alright, 20 something betters! Here it goes!" C.D: "Start with obvious. Excuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?" C.D: "Meteorological. Everybody take cover, she's going to blow!" C.D: "Fashionable. You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like...WYOMING!" C.D: "Personal. Well, here we are. Just the 3 of us!" C.D: "Punctual. Alright, Delman, your nose was on time, but you were 15 minutes late!" C.D: "Envious. Oh, I wish I were you. Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear!" C.D: "Naughty. Uh, pardon me, sir, but some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away!" C.D: "Philosophical. You know, it's not the size of a nose that's important. It's what's in it that matters!" C.D: "Humorous. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it's goodbye, Seattle!" C.D: "Commercial. Hi, I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95!" C.D: "Polite. Um, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo!" C.D: "Melodic. Everyone: He's got the whole world in his nose!" C.D: "Sympathetic. Aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?" C.D: "Complimentary. You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on!" C.D: "Scientific. Say, does that thing there influence the tides?" C.D: "Obscure. Whoa, I'd hate to see the grindstone! (To the crowd) Well, think about it!" C.D: "Inquiring. When you stop and smell the flowers, are they afraid?" C.D: "French. Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave!" C.D: "Pornographic. Finally, a man who can satisfy 2 women at once!" C.D: (At 19 jokes) "How many is that?
Dean: "14, chief!" C.D: "Alright, alright. Religious. The Lord giveth, and He just kept on giving, didn't He?" C.D: "Disgusting. Say, who mows your nose hair?" C.D: "Uh, paranoid. Keep that guy away from my cocaine!" C.D: "Aromatic. It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee...In Brazil!" C.D: "Appreciative. Oh, how original. Most people just have their teeth capped!" C.D: "Dirty. (To the Tough Guy) Your name wouldn't be DICK, would it?" Tough Guy: "You smart-ass son-of-a-bitch!"
C.D: "You flat-faced flat-nosed flat-head!"
Tough Guy: "Hey!" (Runs to C.D and gets punched in the face).
C.D: "Ow!" C.D: (As the Tough Guy stands in a daze) "Has he fallen yet?"
(The Tough Guy collapses to the ground)
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