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I don't care what you say, I'm not pooping in that thing. I've got my standards.
-Mikey As God is my witness, I'm going to learn to walk, and get the hell out of here.
-Julie Poor Daddy, hanging out with buttholes all day long.
-Mikey Have a cow, honey.
-Mikey Let's see, we've got Schwarzenegger and Betty Boop. Hmm, tough call, they're both really built and they both talk funny.
-James Big deal. I made a doody!
-Julie Isn't that great, honey! Your brother went pee-pee
-Mollie See, Mikey, Mommy is a girl so she doesn't have a penis.
-Mollie But she's got some set of balls!
-James Pee-pee is such a wimp word.
-James Mike, this is a potty okay? Now when you wanna take a piss ...
-James What? "See a man about a horse"? "Drain the snake"? What do you want me to say?
-James I want a Cobra Hammerhead!
-Julie Mommy, where's Julie's penis?
-Mikey I NEED THAT PEE PEE!
-Talking Toilet Mikey:"So, my sister is in my juice cup?"
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